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ROFL BOX

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  1. Ain't gonna quote it... But I'd risk a tiny touch w/ my lips & say "Full!".
  2. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/772-Lame-joke-thread#entry5929211
  3. I, for one, am absolutely *NOT* ready to greet our new robot overlords.
  4. That fucker has absurdly long fingers. He probably rips on the Sitar.
  5. Mixed up the name(s) from the lede.
  6. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  7. Poodle Skirt ---> Hula Hoop ---> Pet Rock ---> Cabbage Patch Kids ---> Beanie Babies ---> YETI sticker ---> Fidget Spinner ---> Pit Vipers---> "Stanley" ---> whatever is next. It's a Yeti-type with a handle. Whoop - de - friggin' - doo.
  8. Does Avis / Dollar General / Hertz check the lug nuts on every car they rent out, whether it has less than 25 miles upon accepting delivery or +15,000 miles (assuming no flat tires & obv. less than enough usage to require replacement due to wear)? *similar to the response by @beej
  9. @jt ?
  10. Response: "How about you just deal with YOUR crap & leave my stuff alone?" Me: "Well, I can't actually GET to "my crap" with all of your ancient & derelict stuff that's packed in front of "my crap"." Same goes for all the odd baking products in the pantry that she got interested in for a hot second & is now scattered across various shelves & seems to closely resemble packages of croutons, light brown sugar or bacon bits... but isn't (& you DAMN SURE better not throw out any of her expired stuff!).
  11. Y'know how you are @ a restaurant & you & her decide to try each other's food? Well, if you swap forks as a part of this sharing then FFS you had better give back HER [fork / spoon], whatevs. The randomness of the universe put THAT SPECIFIC & EXACT utensil under her exclusive dominion for the duration of the time spent at THAT table & Fuck You Very Much if you think you're gonna take HER [spoon / fork]. ¹these same rules apply when dining @ home, her parents, etc. ²I like to piss her off by occasionally making a quick hide under the table & clanging them around so she won't know which is which.
  12. Dowry, wife giving up her family name, until the mid-70's women not being able to get bank loans or a credit card or own real property, etc. & FWIW, I tell both of my kids that @ it's core, marriage needs to be seen as a legal binding. Who gives a shit if any particular religion says it's through the uprights? F that noise.
  13. You will be single within 2 years. Check back in with us mid Jan 26 (unless a giant meteor has fully completed it's job by then). Now we're getting somewhere.
  14. ☆STILL☆ not sure if the User I.D. checks out...
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