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ROFL BOX

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  1. *I guarantee you read that in his voice, didn't you?
  2. *Nimra-ta-ta's. "Hell, she isn't even smart enough to know she needs to get a good set of fake ta-tas, if you know what I mean. Look at your excellent First Lady - she's got the best ones, everyone says they are the best. And Ivanka - she's going to be my Vice President & WOW, would you look at the ones on her? After I'm President again, she will go to the Middle East & one look at her set, those Hamas fighters will want a piece - I mean want peace. Everyone is saying it, I have heard. But Nimra-no-Tata's, she's not the one for you OR me & of course you know it."
  3. Ask who she voted for PotUS in '16 & '20. Does that match your preferences? What's her religious particulars? What is her preferences re: abortion? Fun date stuff: Get the "Book of Questions" & start asking each other bits from rando pages. As noted [emoji3595], get a LONG look @ her mother... will that even remotely resemble something you will be attracted to in 20 ~ 30 years? & Finally, ask her point blank if she will be giving blowjobs¹ when you're both 60? (You may think I'm joking, but read this entire thread & you'll see I'm not) ¹to you.
  4. Tagging: @amazing
  5. [we live remote / rural, in case you didn't know... & +95% of our TV viewing is OTA / antenna... dish is for ViaSat / internet] Her: "Very few TV channels are coming in. It must be the wind."
  6. So what if he buys hardware from McCoy's
  7. Pro tip: Tap them kinda gently on the end of the nose & then hold your finger very close to the tip, it will open wide for maybe 5 seconds. Apply Anole to your ear & receive the desired clampdown. It doesn't hurt. Removal is actually more difficult than installation.
  8. No hot chocolate. How is this difficult to understand?
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