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ROFL BOX

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  1. [emoji2957] F Jerrah.
  2. I was viewing from my phone & did not recognize that was the outside of a car (+ the tilted image).
  3. Concrete is more expensive than lumber. A 3,000 sq. ft. stick built structure will be more expensive in 1 story than identical sq. ft. in 2 story. Also, if you can swing the up front costs - full masonry exterior & a Snap Lock¹ metal roof + fiber cement trim is your longest lasting / least maintenance design. Despite the cost, put in a thicker / taller slab (within reason) to prevent flooding (as noted [emoji3595]). Spray foam insulation under the roof (no matter whst product is on top) is very energy efficient however if a leak ever appears, it is near impossible to find the point of origin. ¹Always avoid a Double Lock / Standing Seam panel. ²Even if you are using an "R Panel / Ag Panel" wall, if you *absolutely* have to use an exposed fastener metal roof, put on a properly installed Channel Guard for the roof. But... a Snap Lock panel should be around 5 ~ 7% more in cost, so use Snaps when possible.
  4. Apparently I'm an old... what's going on with the 2 plastic Pepsi bottles on the L?
  5. ROFL BOX

    Getting old sucks

  6. Not exactly shart thread material, but when you have a bit of an urgent need while @ a business (grocery store, restaurant, etc.) & want to wipe down the seat in a restroom before you go but the paper roll seems to have Ø findable start to the roll... cannot figure out where the leading edge is. & Then your urgency seems to compound. ADDED: Horrible, sand paper type single ply is a great way to say "We don't care. Go shit somewhere else."
  7. "Burning the roof of your mouth" talk not going away: Hot Pockets.
  8. Legit dumbassery from FB, not the lame laughs that so many of the posts in this thread show. THIS is the shit that pisses me off about Ø interaction from any human hands & exclusive A.I.
  9. Why is it that Chripractors can be called "Doctor" when they don't actually have near the same medical training of an Osteopath, G.P. doctor, etc.? Heck, that dentist being maligned [emoji3595] has to go through "regular" med school. Chiro's? Nope.
  10. Paging Mr. @bevo to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.. ...A Mr. Bevo, please pick up the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.
  11. We're/ we are Were / past tense related to was
  12. [mention=449]bevo[/mention] to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone... Paging a Mr. "BEVO" to the Burnt Orange courtesy phone.
  13. If you don't have microaggressions with your [spouse / life partner], are you even married? [emoji848]
  14. Try "and / or". Appointment Algorithm
  15. I was gonna put this in the "Wives & the Stupid Shit" thread but thought it world work better here because it is an equal opportunity test. *working on the notion that Shag² is probably 95% male populated. • Hold your hand in a closed fist, bCk of hand up. • Separately, go to your [wife / daughter / sister / girlfriend / mom] & also separately do this with your [husband / son / brother/ boyfriend / dad] ask them to "Put out your hand". • Reach out like you are going to put something in THEIR waiting hand & say nothing... watch them react & report back with what they initially say. Will men automatically assume it is an insect ("Wait!! Is that a bug‽‽")? Will males assume 'insect' more than women? What about a response of "...Because that is EXACTLY the sort of thing you would do!!" Report back. *I also contemplates an entire separate standalone thread vs. "Random Thoughts", so... here we are.
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