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RollLeft

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  1. Get off my lawn? I hope that racist piece of shit gets what's coming sooner rather than later.
  2. I often am amazed at how busy CFA is always only to be reminded about all their overhead/staff. I often wonder what their margin is compared to a McDonald's.
  3. Hell, for first timers Hula Hut would still work.
  4. May have been? No doubt, he was fired after going 10-2.
  5. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Awesome. That's like Texas hiring Brian Jones as AD.
  6. If you want to make an impression, Oilcan Harry's, ftmfw!
  7. I know its CR's line but seeing KG quoted as saying it makes it all the more funny.
  8. Various ways to handle this. A couple of ideas. Check the tax return, bylaws/op agreement, to see if they are cash or accrual basis. It should be accrual but If cash you don't have a matching principle to be concerned with and can pay them, even now, at any time without issue. That said you shouldn't pay without invoices/receipts of all items purchased, a list should not suffice as that is not proof that the supplier/trade was ever paid (future claim). I would then confirm these weren't already paid but i assume that will be hard to do since the guy probably didn't keep reconciled accounting. If accrual they should have accounted for the expense during the period incurred. You can tell them that their not expensing these items at the time did not follow the rules and presents a problem for the league. One there was a lack of reporting and transparency and if some things were not reported it puts into question all transactions that were not recorded. Therefore, an entire review of the accounting should take place. Furthermore if the claimed expenses are found to be valid the league, technically, if possible would have to pay to make adjusting entries to the accounting, back to the date of the expense, and then may have to make amended tax filings for each year since that time. In other words, what you are asking for folks is a big pain in the ass and may cost the league more to fix the problem than your problem. Or send them the difference of what they paid and the accountants bill. Speaking of which i'm charging you 10k for the consulting above. Where do i send the bill? In the end I'd make a small donation to the family on behalf of the league for his service and be done with it. This way your not heartless but doesn't reward his lack of accountability. Or return all the shit they donated.
  9. Yet here I am. Something like? % of land? Ok i'll play. Even if we use Massachusetts who is fifth on that list, %of land, Tx is 25th. By your rounding error, 45/50, TX could be at the top of the list. Look a better argument is per capita. Per capita Mass, who is at the top of your list, provides .03 acres per person while Texas provides .06. What is your argument again? ...also nevermind that its silly to think everyone, total pop, uses these public lands, especially in Texas.
  10. It has over 1.7 million public acres of such. That is more than Colorado, Utah, Arizona, Tennessee or Hawaii.
  11. Agreed but basketball has to have the most hoes per capita.
  12. Bob Lee from Tennessee is from Murica and only speaks english and would never be confused for espeakin espanich.
  13. A few years back on a 787 (3-3-3) flight to Houston from Frankfurt I was seated in an aisle seat and mso was in the window seat. We left it to chance as to who would be seated between us. Next thing you know a 400lb fatty walks in the cabin. Naturally, i closed my eyes and hoped for the best. Well, we lucked out. He was in section ABC a few rows up while we were in seats GHI two rows back and over. Relief! Well, a few minutes later an even larger fatty, 450lb+, walks in and i'm thinking "No fucking way. Just my luck." At that moment, I prepped for what i expected to be the longest 12 hr flight ever. Nope, we lucked out again! Then the unthinkable happened. New fatty was seated in the middle seat right next to original fatty. I was in shock! My inward reaction was that the whole situation was just wrong. I couldn't believe my eyes. I caught the FA eyes and gave her the raised eyebrow/wtf look. Again, i just couldn't believe this was really happening. These two rotund beings probably woke up that morning dreading sitting next to a normal person, hoping to sit next to a child, only to find their doppelganger on a transatlantic flight. HA!!! It was like a trainwreck. I couldn't turn away. I must have stared at these two for 3 of 12 hours during that flight. It was a marvel to behold. I just kept thinking how miserable and uncomfortable they must be. They overflowed into each other and each were leaning the opposite way while still fully rubbed up into each other. Did i mention that they closed the doors and the seat between us remained empty. I knew that at some point this would not stand and something would transpire. Sure enough around hour 7 i hear "That's It!". Next thing i see is these two fatties in a verbal spat, though not facing each other, involved in full fat elbow war. It was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen on a plane. I don't know how either of them didn't leave that flight hating fat people. The irony!
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