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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Thanks for the thrilling coverage of the fat hacker hitting driver from out on the beach. Riveting.
  2. This coverage is so horrendous right now I can only hope NBC is front loading the commercials early on in hopes that at some point in the day/week they're going to announce sixty minutes commercial free.
  3. "Founder of the fraudulent Trump University..."
  4. Just got our tix for a Sunday matinee in a Drafthouse micro theater. So pumped for this.
  5. So McCarthy, MTG, Meatball and all of the other mouth breathers in the GQP are reading from their script of "this is just another example of Biden's DOJ being weaponized." For the one millionth time, why do these fuck sticks continue to carry water for dotard when he would (and in some cases, already has) knife all of them in the back just to get an extra soggy fry in his Happy Meal?
  6. Ron's team has to know beyond a shadow of a doubt they have zero chance at winning the candidacy unless Trump is physically out of the picture. How long do they play along, hoping that dotard is in jail or better yet, chokes on a Big Mac? They don't want to go down with the SS Meatball if they hope to further their own careers beyond campaign manager for some state senator in Twodogsfucking, Mississippi.
  7. Wishful thinking as BK was the one true talent on the Horn. He was beyond his years wise enough to try out different approaches & move on from schtick that wasn't working while building on the stuff that did. It would be career suicide for him to move from the Houston market back to Austin. And since none of the local sports-oriented stations seem to have the money to employ much more than entry level talent plus interns they're not going to find a way to pay him more PLUS promote him in a way that would bring him anywhere near the exposure he's currently getting at ESPN in Houston. Shit, his personal page is more professional looking than anything that the Horn has done for their talent (minus him using Bucky Godbolt and Fuck Chip Brown as references). BK's page
  8. This. It reminds me of a discussion 15 or so years ago when the FIL was ranting that climate change was some libtard conspiracy made up to keep PhDs "rich" by studying stuff. He admitted that it was getting hotter & the impact that it was having on their ranch & the output of the neighboring ranchers, but his fallback was that if the earth was ever in that much danger, God would come and fix it if Christians proved their love for him. How the fuck do you reason with that outlook? They act as children with no culpability.
  9. Meatball will be off the trail & home in time for hurricane [emoji302] season. Who will he blame the devastation on after the storms? Woke meteorologists or the gays & migrant workers?
  10. You're gonna have to give Professor Google some time to come back with a response that neither addresses the questions posed nor makes him look as of he has the vaguest understanding of CRT beyond that it makes him & his buddies get their feels hurt.
  11. "Those were the good old days!" And the hayseeds will vote for him again en masse.
  12. Oh fuck off for thinking that you and other Meatball Ron supporters have the intellectual insight to determine what is the appropriate amount of teaching AND learning about any particular subject, let alone a practice that enriched one race while denying fundamental human rights to another.
  13. Ahh yes, the old "if we can outlaw it from being taught, me and my snowflake friends will all have the last laugh" defense.
  14. This is the site I look at when daydreaming. Hey, I won 4 bucks on my Megamillion ticket last night which covers both the cost of it and the one Powerball I purchased. Even Steven so far. https://www.usamega.com/ BTW, Vancouver or Vancouver Island would be our likely destination if we win one of the jackpots.
  15. There are several websites that provide accurate jackpot analysis for the lotto, both annuity and cash option, depending on your state of residence. But for a quick & pretty damn close number just take the jackpot total and multiply by .327. You'll be within a million or two for states like Texas.
  16. Hey, there's no way dotard would admit to having more bankruptcies than Aces.
  17. This is a prime example of the importance of the Oxford comma.
  18. It's so awesome to be there when an internet meme gif is born.
  19. So it's only appropriate that they play the "SHUT IT DOWN!!!" clip they used to end that stupid Blitz segment when they finally flip the switch, right?
  20. Yeah, canceling my Netflix subscription a month ago was truly a no-brainer.
  21. Before she perma-blocks you (like she did me many years ago), someone should ask: "Tell us how your adventures running an illegal AirBnB out of your apartment knee-walking drunk distance from the Water Tank educated you in dealing with Austin's homeless situation?" Bonus rep if you include the pic of her building bunk beds with the cordless drill that didn't have a battery pack.
  22. Well fuck this fucking game. That's the best dialog Costner has ever delivered. I probably drop that line 3-4 times a week.
  23. Step 1: secure initial bag (check) Step 2: get on field, flash just enough early in first year to catch the eye of other schools Step 3: by late October when the aggy rollercoaster has gone off the cliff, do something stupid on social media while squarely putting the blame for any indiscretions on Jimbo's lack of program control/under-utilization of your skills do to his inept offense/infighting between Jimbo and Petrino Step 4: enter portal and profit
  24. From that grouping I'm taking Knopfler seven days of the week. Because I'd prefer to listen to his music--band, solo, and accompanist--over the rest of them.
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