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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. You mean he shouldn’t swing out of his shoes every time?
  2. This dude definitely lived in a trailer behind one of those shitty bars in Lorena.
  3. Looks like Nixon and these OU relievers had a Zoom chat last night.
  4. This team reminds me of 95’. We had good starting pitching and a shit bullpen. We had Smart and Kjos and a third guy and then it went to shit.
  5. I heard that too. Roof can never be open during day game. Regarded
  6. Yep, he gets a lot of ground balls. I know there are differing opinions, but I don't think Nixon should come out of the pen with more than 4 outs to go. He is not the same pitcher mentally he was last year. He is totally fucked in the head after that tech loss. Since that loss he has 6 walks and 6ks with 5 earned runs in 4.2 innings. 0 earned runs before Tech loss.
  7. Yeah, sorry. I just loved the way Ritchie reacted when he was told he had to build him a ramp. Beans quote right before he gets a pot of coffee across the face. “Get my friend here a nice veal parm sandwich and hurry the fuck up about it.”
  8. Bunch of people not a fan because he is sub 90. He is deceptive and accurate. Cobb is nasty.
  9. I don't know how you can tell. They both look like they are huge fans of the band The Offspring. I will revise my statement. "Those two blondes behind home plate have definitely done a lot of meth and been gang banged in a port o' let at the Travis County Rodeo." Is that better?
  10. Those two blondes behind home plate have definitely done a lot of meth and been gang banged in a dilapidated trailer.
  11. Pete is the hero we need. Not a fastball over 89mph and mowing dudes down. Weird what happens when you get your first pitch over for a strike.
  12. Melendez about to double between right/center.
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