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Cousin Strawberry

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  1. Did you not watch the video? He enters the store, sees an open cash register, grabs cash and flees. Employee shoots him in the back. No weapon, no robbery.
  2. That dude definitely went to Benjamin's and bought all of their Yaga stickers for his car.
  3. It's maddening. I fucking pull my hair out watching this bully. We gave up 24 runs to a 12-22 team. We walked 22 Bears in the last 2 games of the series. I hope that our bullpen was shitty because they got fucked up every night on those big liquor drinks at Chapter 11 but that is just optimism. Too far into the season to be pitching like this. Stuart threw one behind a RH hitter FFS. Can these guys really be dialed in during inter-squads and this inconsistent during games? I know a lot of our pen has "great stuff" but it isn't worth a lot if they can't get it near the plate.
  4. yes. Fucking George's Bar.
  5. Freedom City sounds straight out of the Road Warrior. Full of large mentally infirm men and angry midgets with sharp teeth.
  6. I mean, getting a 10% scholarship to a school that leaves you $200K inn debt seems like a retards folly.
  7. This is not a D1 baseball team. Baylor is terrible. This isn't an average JUCO team. This isn't even a decent D3 baseball team. Baylor is shit.
  8. That his so high on the batter's eye it isn't even questionable. This is complete bullshit.
  9. Campbell is a machine
  10. Lot of boots by the Bears tonight
  11. Cole Tremain sounds like the protagonist in a gay romantic fiction novel.
  12. The dude sitting behind home plate in the green shirt needs to mix in a salad.
  13. I didn't think you could run to 1st on a 3rd strike if 1st was occupied.
  14. Galvan is going to be a fucking monster offensively before he leaves Texas. He will be our next prominent power hitter. Feel free to roast me or tell me I am captain obvious. I know he just k'ed but his swing is delicious.
  15. Didn't Madison Cawthorn do this a few weeks ago? Maybe thats who they are talking about.
  16. Those trees at The Masters were itching to take someone out. Dry run.
  17. Yeah, he has thrown almost 15 innings this year and allowed 12 hits and 3 runs. Thats good shit and he deserves more innings.
  18. This. I only gut if I am taking the heart and liver.
  19. "AIDS?!!!"
  20. "Don't paint anymore religious pictures, please."
  21. You cheap, dime-store hood.
  22. Does Tom ever shut the fuck up?
  23. Yeah, fuckload of Ks.
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