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SizzleChest

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  1. This.
  2. Not Seuss-y enough.
  3. Horton hears a clank.
  4. It’s the ol’ “Driving solo on a long road trip welp I’m horny let me rub one out listening to Mad Dog Russo because there’s nothing better to listen to and the shame will be short-lived” kinda move.
  5. Shit man, he started last January.
  6. This is the last season anyway.
  7. Yet physically taller and a higher net worth.
  8. Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
  9. Before he's compared to Tommie Harris, we're going to need to see him shit a helmet.
  10. It's going to be very difficult moving forward for any Texas portal exits to be considered anything but healthy attrition.
  11. I think she's in Dallas somewhere dry humping the part of the pile of settlement cash she hasn't drank away yet.
  12. It's a meniscus or ACL tear, most likely. Just based off the fact he could not put weight on it.
  13. Any patisserie with flaky turnovers?
  14. So many stories of his abuse that have gone untold. But he's dead now, so people he harmed can visit his grave and yell at him while they piss.
  15. Universal things one can always trust in: death, taxes, sunset & sunrise (excluding the poles), and Taylor Hamm cunting it up due to his massive deficit in self-esteem, height, rational thinking, and likeability.
  16. Gaffer's tape.
  17. John Hardon, er Hardonwood, er Harwood also seems to have a hard-on for her.
  18. She's got a fuck pad ready and waiting for you to show up.
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