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ulukinatme

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  1. I was going to say "Blond gives herself The Shocker."
  2. My wife used to treat a woman with Guillain-Barré syndrome that was triggered by the flu shot. Basically the shot triggered her auto-immune disease that she didn't know she had, her nervous system shut down /w complete paralysis and she was one of the extreme cases where the paralysis never recovered. She spent the last several years of her life confined to her bed on a ventilator with 24/7 care as a result. Not an anti-vaxer, but there are some diseases I'm willing to take my chances with. CSB.
  3. You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to p in her b, not p out your b.
  4. With copulate you who careful be, gentlemen?
  5. Sweatergawd
  6. I started dying at 2:40!
  7. Mom may have eaten the kid actually.
  8. If I win I'd tell your wife to quit callin'. Only high class ho's from here on out.
  9. He was in lust with her when she was on Full House...in the 80s.
  10. I work from home. I've been known to masturbate at work...but only when I'm not working from home. When I'm at home I just call a "meeting" with the wife.
  11. Kevin dun goofed
  12. I'm still logged in, but the layout looks all fucked up, the remaining posters talk like fags, and their shit's all retarded.
  13. ulukinatme replied to Modessit's topic in Video Games
    You ever work on a PlayChoice 10? I've got one in my garage that needs some work, but I don't know where to begin. It could use some fresh decals for starters, and at least one of the joysticks is pretty worn out. It still works, it's just pretty beat up. Bought it from a bar owner about 15 years ago and was planning to fix it up with a buddy, but he sold off all the decals and extra parts he had (He collected arcade machines too). Any idea where to get decently priced parts and/or decals?
  14. Ign'ant ass neggers are always fucking it up.
  15. Seen that dude before, and every time my fingers and toes go queezy/tingly from the views and height. Man's got a death wish.
  16. WWE was in town one night and some of my buddies happened to go out to a bar that some of the wrestlers were at. Edge was there, along with JBL, Finley, some other dudes I don't remember, and Hornswoggle. As my buddy is havin' a drink, a glass mug narrowly missed his head and shattered against the wall next to him. He immediately got up all pissed, not sure where the mug came from, until he realized that Hornswoggle was the one who threw it. Given the company he was sitting with, my buddy decided to sit back down. The wrestlers were cool though, they paid their tab and then quickly got the hell out of there.
  17. I'll bet he was pretty good with the stick
  18. It's from some movie called A*P*E. I've never even seen the whole thing, but the effects were so cheesy, and it has an ape flipping you off. What more do you need?
  19. Get him kicked off the flight.
  20. Me to the wife, while working from home: "Hey, I'm about to go into a meeting." Closes office door. 5 minutes later I hear from downstairs "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!" Was not fast enough to the mute button.
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