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General Specific

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  1. That, and Golf Guy statue, terrabad, and instant classic.
  2. Well, technically, after that, it’s not a taint anymore is it!
  3. Anyone who posts on Surly IS an asshole, full stop, Moose out front and all.
  4. So we are on the down side of the slope? Talking about fees… We peaked at e. coli, shit/ing in fields giving us the shits, that was the apex. Just wait till the hotel motel Holliday Inn, charges a “self pleasuring” fee. Then we will be fucked! Literally, and figuratively.
  5. Peas in guacamole? WTF! Next, someone is gonna tell us they get their hot sauce from New York city…
  6. I think he wins it by pissing his pants!
  7. Just go back over our history and compare when we are good vs. say anyone in the SWC/BXII. Now do SEC. Helobious runs into a bar… You will never hear a Surlite say, duck you daft prick!
  8. Boston? I suppose you hate Kansas as well? What about Asia or Europe? Wait, this isn’t the music thread? Those people from Tennessee suck! - Santa Anna probably
  9. Hell, Jackie Gleason could have caught that ball, and he’s dead!
  10. And Stevens Cat was Rammsteined.
  11. That is a, devil, ex-wife, jilted Vic special? Whatever! D: All the above.
  12. Chip Brown has entered the chat.
  13. Listen to this man, he’s pre-med!
  14. Our local Home Depots had Christmas stuff out before Halloween. I like to think that the wives of all those managers at HD, celebrate a birthday month!
  15. Sounds like she at least did a little troubleshooting, and checked the blinker fluid first!
  16. Something something your really good friends will be sitting next to you!!!
  17. IDK, but my pork butt I pulled out of the cooler after smoking it all night, just fell apart, and is delicious! Fuck them pigs!
  18. Username checks!
  19. Having the first cup of coffee. FIGHT!
  20. So, a milkman that has graduated? Makes sense. Narrator: No it doesn’t! From the outside…
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