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General Specific

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  1. Interesting, so is South Austins mom, but you have to bring your own oil and vinegar!
  2. And leave wearing a t-shirt saying “I went to Cancun, and all I got was the lousy hat”!
  3. I’m this old. Basic for the win!
  4. Hit your thumb with a hammer. We all talk to ourselves, out loud, for everyone to hear!
  5. Dreams? Depends, average everyday stuff, sure, write it down or it’s gone. Some are more impactful, and I don’t need to write it down, as it stays with me for days or longer. Where does deja vu come in? Dream it, then experience it? It’s not perfect, but damn, that feeling I have been here/done this before!
  6. Tell us you haven’t driven 610E to I45S without telling us… No, the anger should be reserved for those NOT paying attention to their spacing in front of them. They are Not zippering properly. These are the same people, that space out (or more than likely, are on their phone or whatever), and not aware of what is going on. The cheat code is to skip to the front and cut! There is such a thing as network efficiency, filling those gaps in traffic, with a packet, or car, that lead to a greater throughput overall. Fight me.
  7. I can sell you a charger, this one goes to 11!
  8. Way, way too soon damnit! But, for a 10mm socket, I am ready to get just again!
  9. Don’t forget the billboards on every major interstate!
  10. When an aggy tells you who they are, believe em! Respectfully, aggy
  11. You spelled Nichole wrong!
  12. Texan: “I carry a boot flask to ball games” Russian: “Ha, in Russia, life is game, and my plane IS my flask”!
  13. Drive a Corvette? You have to tell us if you drive a Corvette!
  14. Because we can’t stop touching ourselves!
  15. Where do I drop off her urn?
  16. God Damnit people, we have rules! Without rules, CHAOS!
  17. Grain alcohol, in a bathtub, in the middle of a war zone? What could go wrong?
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