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General Specific

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  1. Don’t forget the billboards on every major interstate!
  2. When an aggy tells you who they are, believe em! Respectfully, aggy
  3. You spelled Nichole wrong!
  4. Texan: “I carry a boot flask to ball games” Russian: “Ha, in Russia, life is game, and my plane IS my flask”!
  5. Drive a Corvette? You have to tell us if you drive a Corvette!
  6. Because we can’t stop touching ourselves!
  7. Where do I drop off her urn?
  8. God Damnit people, we have rules! Without rules, CHAOS!
  9. Grain alcohol, in a bathtub, in the middle of a war zone? What could go wrong?
  10. I have insurance, and crop dust, the office! I’ll see myself out.
  11. That’s is yet another way a Russian can fall out of a window I didn’t have on my bingo card!
  12. At home by the pool with a good dog and Bourbon. FIGHT!
  13. Humm… where is the aggypedia link?
  14. A mob of kangaroos, Conspiracy of lemurs, Pride of lions, POD of whales… A confederacy of aggy. Advantage aggy.
  15. Yet! However, if you give any aggy enough time…
  16. So aggy is in Depeche Mode? Fuck me, fuck all of us!
  17. Damnit, I had something for this! All your bases… Damnit, I had something for this!
  18. Lily. I picked up his brother last week in Amarillo, dropped him off in Wichita falls, fuck you asshole!
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