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General Specific

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  1. At least he was headed in the right direction!
  2. Titty Rump Titty Rump Titty Rump Rump Rump!
  3. “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with…”
  4. But, you would (if you live through it), get to make the choice all over again, go back to being 6, or this time, take the money and run. 9/11, becomes 9/12! Then, next, is some other date, on and on…
  5. This right here^^^ And my future wife, helped me make a better decision that day. Other wise, I’d be posting a metric shit ton in another thread!!1! Wait, there is another thread for that excursion as well!
  6. Would I not know how to Andy Dufresne?
  7. Or, Do you know the difference between peanut butter and jam? Or, better yet; Excuse me little lady, but does this rag smell like chloroform?
  8. Option 1, go back in time to when we were 6, and do it all over again, except I know what I know today? Or, Option 2, start today as a 6 yr old… If option 1, I could make more than the $10m, then make another decision to take the red/blue pill all over again? Rinse n repeat. Interesting, but hard pass. If option 2, fuck all of that noise! "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?"
  9. If they would only use 15 “hats” on their other head…
  10. aggy, never let’s fact get in the way of a good ______! a) Tradition, b) intertrons, c) honor, d) all of the above. e) who cares, FUCK aggy
  11. Gotta have a supply to practice with the poop knife!
  12. A man has to face some tough choices in life…
  13. But what if one becomes like Andy Dufresne, and vanishes like a fart in the wind? What do you gotta say to that, fancy britches?
  14. How can you tell? Are we looking at Wonder Womans car? Yeah, still parked on the curb! /s
  15. You left out, if not all your requirements are met, the button shocks the piss out of you for a false press!
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