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General Specific

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  1. Sounds like she needs to put some skin in the game after coming up short. What’s her revenue projection with her Only Fans account?
  2. Or aka, what’s left in South Austin’s mom!
  3. Jimbo was confused, I read his lips. Jimbo yelled at him to “get in there and fuck my wife!”
  4. I thought they only squeezed their own balls! Do they want the other team to experience their suffering? aggy gonna aggy!
  5. From the office shitter in 77573 TEXAS!
  6. If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off?
  7. Uh, you left off, OU, Penn State, Miami, Hamas, Russia! No more Fucks to give. Wait, found one more, FCB. Ok, two, FKB!
  8. Well, at least he beat Miami, and, wait for it, PLAYED Wake Forest!
  9. From the bottom of an empty glass, waiting on another drink, FIGHT!
  10. So, you took Fuck Russia literally? /s
  11. Would it not fall over! aggy specialty, no?
  12. Insert pic of cat at breakfast table, “I need to buy Titleist stock”!
  13. That’s a gouda one!
  14. Brent Venables reuses the foreskins from Bob Stoops DICK’S as chewing gum!
  15. Well to be fair, I had to decline South Austins mom in CO, because I’ve never, wait what?
  16. And the swirlies. But no mention of the time he was stuffed in a locker, all day, that would trigger him!!!1!
  17. Digging this up. From a Rocky Mountain TEXAS!
  18. Finding a way to get on his knees? He’s aggy, it’s what they do. Glory hole out front should’ve told ya!
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