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General Specific

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  1. Or why he didn’t take 225 back to 146 to get to I-10? Especially when he was cut off from the Washburn Tunnel and the Beltway was not open due to construction! Next time General, use Waze and stay away from I-10! /s
  2. Username checks
  3. Shoe tacs, playing cards fixed on struts and slapping against the spokes, disorganized kids made up baseball teams at local park… ah, summer time and rites of passage!
  4. Happened to be at the paint store picking up paint for the contractor and run into this: Did I miss out on an NIL opportunity? Also, need to update the marketing pitch. Something along the lines of, “get that shit outa here!” Or “won’t take shit off of no one!”
  5. Please allow me to be the first to retort, Fuck the Bucknuts!
  6. Depends on the topic, for example:
  7. You guys are leaving out the unbalanced round. 36 front, 48 back. Or the ever popular 49, 35 split! Crazy game indeed. Just when you’re ready to quit, you hit that one shot, and…
  8. Now, do Boston!
  9. Hey, who rides her and how is none of our business!
  10. This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
  11. Man, if South Austin’s moms walls could talk! Hey, is that a pop-up story book? We should sell that (next to the Thujone coffee table book), and add the proceeds to the wreath fund!
  12. Why that’s udderly preposterous!
  13. Don’t worry son, you’ll grow old and get married, and be invisible soon enough!
  14. And don’t forget the Sammich!
  15. I’m not your pal, bro!
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