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Everything posted by Nicole44
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Astounding. By that rationale we shouldn’t expect to beat any top ten team in their house. Is that what you are saying? Like how a fairly shitty Michigan team went to the shoe last year and beat them on OSU’s road to the MNC? With somewhat of a similar score to our game? Like that?
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Duly noted. Positive assumptions about his missing junior day and being gone 30 days are ok to say. assumptions that paint him in a bad light are not ok to say. Because “reasons.”
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I have a boyfriend. Bless his heart. ❤️ he listens to me. Which must absolutely strain every brain cell he has. He might be a saint. Also @scramblynsaid he’s happily married. I ain’t some shameless hoe that chases married men. Thanks for the defense though. Much appreciated @scramblyn Second point and this is a HYPOTHETICAL : IF sark’s mysterious 30 day absence was unscheduled and if during said unscheduled absence he did go on a bender and said alleged bender caused Sark to miss four weeks of winter practice and everything connected to Junior day in which recruits notated his absence it does fucking matter. Further IF he did go on such a bender and said alleged bender also impacted spring practice and his failure to fix the o-line in the offseason it does fucking matter. Most normal people could reasonably and logically comprehend that IF he went on said bender IT absolutely had a direct correlation to 6-2 and getting beat by Florida in the swamp. Some of you would ignore all common sense and swim past the sandbar on a vacation to the beach, get your leg bitten off by a shark only to blame your travel agent cuz she’s a chick. Logic. How does it work? This isn’t “let’s pile on Sark because we are 6-2.” And spare me the violins for criticizing a heavily paid man who has been gifted with every resource at his fingertips to have made this team a feared monster this year and so far we have lost in the shoe and the swamp and gone to two OTs with the bottom 1/3 of the conference. This isn’t Sark’s first rodeo. If he wants to disappear like a magician for 30 days and allegedly bender up he can fucking do it after the spring game. ✌️
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Thank you for your response. You didn’t have to make one even with everyone trying to summon you. Most people are ready to scalp me not you but gracias.
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Couldn’t the same be true about Sark’s non-denial denial? I mean it wasn’t exactly “I am not looking to leave UT for the NFL period” type of denial.
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Except no one wants to hear that. It sucks hearing that not only was he allegedly looking to get out right as the season began but that his asswater approach to the entire offseason caused his entire side of the ball to suck. Shooting the messenger is the only thing some people have right now. And it’s pretty obvious. Based on the fact it’s gotten personal. Which is something I haven’t done to anyone.
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It would be much easier to just tweet this shit for maximum attention rather share it here on a board that few people read much anymore. It’s a handful of peeps. Most of this site is like an echo chamber with a cabal. I don’t mess with. If I wanted attention for myself I can certainly get that attention other ways. I consider this a family. I don’t shit on my family. I would not lie about stuff just to piss people off just for a little attention. Attention which so far has been so outrageously “positive” towards me it is tempting just to beg off and say someone hacked my account. And come back a few weeks later and pretend I wrote none of it.
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So the smart thing to do is trot my friend out here to be destroyed by a bunch of people who can’t accept Sark is 💯 the reason why our offseason sucked and his entire side of the ball sucks? Sounds like a plan.
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Some men are pretty ok. Just no one on this board. Just kidding.
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No shit. Never thought I was. Mr Fudge.
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The thing is all coaches do lie and omit whether it’s in a presser and they are asked a question or if they are interviewing or interested in another job they will lie. They usually don’t throw players or other staff under the bus. They omit things. They phrase things a certain way to keep the team together. It’s what they do. Sark said he wasn’t leaving Bama and then left Bama for Texas. We may never truly get all the answers there. Unless he leaves. And y’all will blame this thread and me. Which is the definition of stupidity. If he truly had Sexass put out feelers in September for an NFL head coaching gig it has fuck all to do with anything posted by anyone on surly. And y’all are the true cucks for stanning for him if he sees this as merely a job to get to his pinnacle job in the NFL. If that’s really true. I heard that stuff but I thought it was in relation to his NFL approach to the offseason and figured that’s where it came from.
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Why not? Hopefully we beat Vandy and Georgia and win out and this thread is nuked. Otherwise, it will become too scary a place for me to post in. Because if sark fails or leaves his apostles will blame me and this thread for it. Because it’s hard to blame your idol for anything. I am a convenient target. my friend who told me personal shit about Sark and L’Oreal knew L’Oreal well before L’Oreal was an assistant track coach at USC during the same timeframe as Sark’s failed tenure as HC there. My friend told me they advised L’Oreal “not to go after that married man.” To no avail. My friend is sick of L’Oréal’s bullshit. So when certain things happened last year and again this year, my friend told me a lot of what they knew about the personal bullshit and fuckery that was going on that, again, I honestly I don’t care about. I sat on this for months and months until Sark got our team swamped by a shitass now Fired Billy Napier led team after a bye week. And I made a mean post in the game thread. And give zero fucks. So yeah, I’m piling on. Don’t care. Sark needs to clean up his own shit and own it. I just haven’t seen much in his past history he’s taken much downtime to own any of his own mess. Unless by downtime, it was the 3 weeks he spent relearning to walk and talk after open heart surgery to successfully correct a congenital heart defect in 2020 and his returning back to Bama. Respect for that. Much respect. ✊ I just don’t like women who chase married men. And cause a ton of bullshit drama. No matter how beautiful or talented L’Oreal may be. When I see her twirling on the sideline like it’s a catwalk it pisses me off. Particularly with all the offseason drama she has purportedly caused. She can Go sit her ass in the stands. Like all the other wives. Hopefully UNC will ban that stupid idiot influencer hoe Jordan from the sidelines as well now that their documentary is dead. I would love to see a video of her being denied entry to the field.
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I was trying to give context. My bad. Some of you require proof and multiple sources to accept 2 + 2 = 4
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It was based on a Saturday Down South article. And Bama fan speculation on message boards. People forget Sark was with Bama 2x. He was fired for issues created by his alcoholism by USC in 2015 and left to be with bama in 2016. He was promoted to interim OC at bama for the MNC game. Shortly after the game he went to be the OC for the Falcons. He got fired and went back to Bama to be OC a second time. The article focused on the friction between him and Saban that led to sark’s departure to the Falcons and Saban not wanting the same mistakes to be repeated. the article went into detail about Nick keeping a close eye on Sark and many believed the reason why was to keep Sark sober. Then after saying he wasn’t leaving he ditched bama to be the HC of the Longhorns. Guy doesn’t take breaks at all. Damn. The people on the bama forum mentioned stretches of absences by Sark during both stints at Bama. Most believed because of his prior struggles at other places that the absences were due to more of the same. it’s like you guys didn’t read shit about sark after we hired him. None of this is new news. Surly didn’t break jack shit. If you are ignorant about his previous struggles everywhere else he’s been you are in the minority. Most people already knew all this shit. Surly is like the last to actually discuss it. Period, it’s been discussed a lot everywhere else, by a lot of people. We aren’t breaking anything new. Period. None of this information was hidden from you. It’s been out there in plain sight for years. She’s not leaving sark for you. ❤️
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That bitter butter eating mofo can step away. Although Karma is a real bitch. He was replaced by Belichick and his side hoe who are making reality tv show for chiclet brains. Mack may leave the cupboard bare but Belichick may actual kill that program.
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Note: I love all of you. Most know me to be a kind and fair poster, and yes there is a reason we basically only have 5 women left on this site. Y'all do not know how to interact with us. Thats a y’all thing. second note: I know sobriety is hard, my vice was wine and it was reflected in my posts in a bad way back then, I am coming up on four years of sobriety. I am rooting for sark. I truly am. But part of choosing a life of sobriety is a willingness to change. To point the finger at yourself, recognize you are the architect of your own mess. I wouldn’t take a job with this much pressure and this much money (period) if I couldn’t clean up my own house first. That may seem harsh but there were rumors from the Alabama fan boards about sark disappearing for long stretches there as well. They loved him. And also could recognize something wasn’t right. I want the best for Sark the man. But if he can’t get his shit together he doesn’t need to be running a multi billion dollar football team. Take the money, go on a vacation. Go to a super fancy rehab program where you can see your family every day. Tomorrow is not promised. Maybe he needs to focus on himself and his family right now and not football. If it gets any worse he will be run out of here and no one wants that, he’s talented. Maybe he needs a break and some serious soul searching to get his shit right if he still wants to coach until he’s 70.
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Y’all should thank the Lord I’m containing my fuckery to this doomed thread. 🪡 I’m doing y’all a favor. If those who keep coming here solely to bash me would just admit and accept they don’t want to hear anything bad about Sark bc he’s their god and admit they will jump through any hoops and move any goalposts and make up any excuse they can for why we are 6-2 as long as it’s not Sark—I will shut the hell up. ✌️ Hope we beat Vandy’s ass.
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Touché. To be fair I’m just dreading the other shoe dropping—another loss. I want us to win. Period. Sark is 2-8 against top ten teams. Vandy is now ranked in the top ten. Vandy is a big test but Georgia will be an even bigger one. The whole thread will tilt towards my crazy lameass side if we don’t accomplish the playoffs. Something he has already made more difficult for us to accomplish due to FAFO offseason. For now I’m just an easy target. Winning against bottom feeders who both collapsed in OT against us is not sustainable. But nonetheless I will continue to hope and pray we win out and make the playoffs. Beating me up won’t change a damned thing. Reminds me of the Arch thread.
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hey fuck your momma. And your reading comprehension skills. I have already explained I have a good friend I’ve known for over a decade that has known Loreal long before Sark left his wife for Loreal. that’s where I got my stuff. But honestly that personal shit is no excuse for him screwing off the entire offseason. None of the personal gossip excuses what’s happening on the field with his offense, his dudes and his playcalls. Most of you take what is said about sark too personally. Like he’s your personal god. You want to shoot the messenger as though that will change anything, Don’t like it ask Sark why he missed Junior day and didn’t address the oline issues in the offseason and went to a NFL bullshit practice model and ditched the spring game. Y’all blame Dianna Russini bc she said shit you don’t want to hear. Best invest in earplugs and blindfolds for the rest of the season. Your god is a flawed repeated fuck up. Talented though he may be.
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What exactly did we have a hand in? Sark has FAFO’d the entire offseason since January. The recruits knew he wasn’t there on Junior day. He did nothing to address the oline woes in the offseason. He established an NFL practice type model that has failed everywheee it’s been employed in college. He’s capable of calling an offense Arch can flourish in but only does so when it’s “break glass in case of emergency” type deal. He plays his dudes while other Badasses sit on the bench. Forget the personal shit. Dude’s on the field product that he is solely responsible for sucks. I doubt recruits care about Loreal or whatever else. They want to do well and earn a big NFL contract. Ewers dropped to the 7th round of the draft. Sark is responsible for all of this. Recruits see that. They don’t care if Sark’s personal life is messy.
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Your mom has been hugely helpful to me as a scout. Can’t get caught when you have spies running traps for ya.
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The Beach Boys are still awesome. hopefully we can establish the run game. Vandy has real on the field leadership and a good HC. I expect this to be a close game. I’d like to see less Baxter and Wingo but it is what it is. We cannot control “the type of football” sark wants to us to play. Hope we win.
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