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Al_4_ISU

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  1. I thought Grinder was a specific sandwich with sausage In marinara with peppers and onions and smothered in mozzarella. At least that’s what the guineas in south Des Moines called ‘em.
  2. This, right here, is why it’s his thread
  3. He's legitimately an incredible football player. From a town of less than 1000 people in western Iowa. Between pick 6s and punt returns, I'm pretty sure he's scored more TDs than Iowa WR during his tenure.
  4. And yet it doesn't matter (yet) because they play in the Big 10 West and have a good defense and special teams.
  5. I'm pretty pumped, personally. I'm out in the tractor until 10 or 11PM most Saturdays in October and November, and that helps keep a guy going.
  6. Don’t worry. Severe drought already beat you to the punch!
  7. Ok, hear me out: Bill Self cheated. Bill Self is an OSU alum. Ergo, OSU is at fault here.
  8. It’s some of the biggest bullshit I’ve ever seen
  9. Gotta add my Farmageddon counterpart @KennyTheTiger
  10. There’s no way they’re doing this without the express desire of their TV partners. Yormark might have some odd fixations, but losing money isn’t one.
  11. I think I became aware of Shaggy due to MS Paint stuff going viral. Then one of our early Wide Right Natty Lite articles got a lot of run here. I think I signed up in 2010 looking for recs prior to my trip to Austin that year
  12. We might be taller than the other midgets
  13. The logo when Jack Trice played. Yesterday was the 100th Anniversary of his fatal assault
  14. I love the uniforms. The run defense? Not so much.
  15. If anyone can turn drunkenness into a viable path for NIL, it’s Iowa State
  16. I smuggled a few of those out of my grandma’s fridge as a late 90’s teenager
  17. I’ve got the Poke feed playing on the Varsity app whilst picking corn.
  18. I badly want the Pokes to win. I’ve just seen this movie and it ends with K State fuckery
  19. They're the worst. There are a group of guys from the town where I went to elementary school and junior high that go up for every Iowa/Minnesota game and act like they're the fucking Huns sacking Gaul. Some of these guys are actually pretty smart when they're isolated from that crowd, but man, get 'em together and it's every stereotype that ISU fans hate about Iowa fans. Granted, you guys could just fill the place yourself for that one. Minnesota fans bear some responsibility in this arrangement. One of my best Hawkeye buddies used to live at the end of Olive Court. It was fun partying at his place prior to El Assico in 2012. I'm guessing that shithole house is gone now. Probably adjacent to where you tailgated. I just assumed that Iowa fans are as shitty to visiting Gopher fans as they are to us. I've had beer thrown at me twice in Iowa City for just daring to walk down the street in cardinal and gold. One of the times I was caring ice bags in each hand.
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