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Fastbreak

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  1. Oprah and her damn space lasers… When she gets the blue technology, we will all be fucked
  2. Just standard 4 seasons confusion. They tried to sign Usher, but just got an usher at the flamingo lounge.
  3. They don’t have the receivers this year
  4. If a player’s peak is age 27-30 then why take a 19 year old? Take a 22-23 year old college guy. They will be near peak during their rookie contract. Chasing young guys always seemed stupid to me.
  5. Mo taking a much needed load management day. No sense in pushing it when Embiid is out.
  6. This motherfucker is going to get 70 million+ votes. It’s completely unbelievable. Rape, insurrection, betrayal, lying —. The new American value system…
  7. It’s amazing these “patriots” are aligned with Russia, North Korea and Iran. Their minds are so filled with the Russian propaganda that’s been pumped to them since 2016 via chain Emails, Facebook and Twitter that they are mental jello molds. Fuck all of them. Including you traitor…
  8. “Mo, Embiid is out. This is your chance to shine. Capella is out for the Hawks, so you should have a field day!” “Thanks coach! Let’s play my song to get me hyped!” 3 hours later… “Hey coach, how did I do?” “16 minutes, 3 points, 3 boards, 3 assists, 3 blocks. Only 2 fouls. Maybe your best game ever!” “Thanks coach, play my song so I can celebrate!”
  9. The Sixers are running out their G-league lineup.
  10. Magats don’t pay debts, just like their lord and savior ordained…
  11. He’s a middle aged white dude who according to him is a “basketball celebrity”.
  12. How soon until they fire Doc in Milwaukee? Before All-star game?
  13. Gaetz will scream "how dare you hit a woman. You are a monster Chip Roy!"
  14. A reality show of "Rittenhouse Joins the Army" would literally break the internet.
  15. He saved time by not reading any of the material the CIA and Secret Service provided him. That 30 mins to 1 hour a day savings gave him the time to make America great by talking shit on twitter on the toliet.
  16. The cavs are 16-27 from 3. 15-29 from 2.
  17. The Bucks played a guy last night with a career stat line of: 0.8/1.1/0.0 Seems like the answer.
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