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Fastbreak

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  1. This came on my YouTube feed just now. I challenge anyone to make it through 30 seconds without raging and wanting to cunt punch 3 terrible humans.
  2. The hoop collective guys are on the river at the Tipsy Tiki bar in okc doing the show. Actually looks nice. I don’t remember this area from the few times I’ve been there.
  3. So the summary… Leon came out in round 1 and surprised Dotard with a flurry of blows. Dotard seemed a bit staggered. Leon’s crowd and neutral onlookers became giddy, anticipating a knockout. In round 2, Dotard up’d his defense and stung Leon with a few glancing shots. Dotard’s fans came to life, defending their champion. Leon retreated to ropes throwing a few soft punches but apologizing for them shortly after. Leon refused to come out of his corner for round 3, crying like a bitch on his stool. He later denied that he was even at the arena. Leon’s fans went back into basement of their mother’s house and blamed the day’s events on women and minorities who ruin everything.
  4. He is going to go to my college excuse “I was high as fuck and don’t remember what happened. Sorry!”
  5. It’s going to be classic when there is a bailout of the Trump coin after it totally collapses. But the terms will be “eligible if investment was over 1 million dollars”. Privatize gains and socialize losses has been the republican playbook for decades.
  6. I wish she was a Texan
  7. A private company can build a road from Round Rock to Kyle, but they can’t build a road from LA to Jacksonville. It’s a scale issue. Big projects require big resources or corners have to be cut and you get…
  8. Nah. Just give them $20 million each
  9. What is the statute of limitations on being a pedo?
  10. Today has been kind of slow in the troll wars. Maybe they are prepping for a big offensive.
  11. The great Nazi vs Pedo wars of 2025 have begun. What a time to be alive!
  12. Hey Tommy, take a break for a second. Cut off that mower. How would you like a new job after you finish those front flowerbeds? I was thinking making you the head of terrorism prevention. It’s going to be a bit of a learning curve, but the way you edged the driveway showed me you are a can do person.
  13. Merrick Garland is the Charlie Strong of AGs. All brakes, no gas…
  14. Lizard people don’t eat bananas
  15. Nobel Peace Prize?
  16. These people are freaks (not the good kind).
  17. I was expecting the worst, but… After flying Singapore to San Francisco yesterday on Singapore Air, today I took AA: SFO - LAX - AUS Both flights on time (I’m in air to AUS). Counter checkin service in SFO was excellent (he only charged me for 1 cat (travelled with 2) and didn’t do any baggage overage fees (was 5-10 lbs over on 2 of 4 luggage pieces). Flight attendants have been great with the cats. Even giving extra free booze. Only bad part was the terminal in LAX was basically a portable building that they bussed us over to the real terminal. And of course AAs total lack of on board entertainment. If they were like this all then they might have a business*. *they will probably lose my bag(s) and ruin it all.
  18. Who throws weed away? Asking for a friend
  19. Is that good or bad?
  20. I was just thinking about him today. I guess his news cycle is over. Maybe we hear about him again in a few years when he dies in the El Salvador concentration camp.
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