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28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
Gonna check out pornhub right now, in honor of Ken Paxton...
I never really considered the irony of his last name til now. He surely Paxverylittle.
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2 hours ago, runthebone said:
Unlike the bats, the posters are ready for the regular season.
Speaking of, can we please get a consensus on the date the regular season thread should start? I don’t want @henrygandorf and @Hank Kingsley to have to issue an amber alert again if I’m tied up and not watching this thread on D-Day. Wednesday, March 27?
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Ah, too bad. I was in the middle of replying and came back to it after the last two posts. Our Super NIT games are at Pecan Park in La Porte/Texas City/Pasagetdowndena.
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So, Surly tailgate in La Porte this weekend @Jshep34 and @closetojumping?
Mine is 9U AAA. Good luck this weekend! Only bummer is having to miss the ballgames at Minute Maid.
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On 2/19/2024 at 10:53 PM, BlackCat said:
This.........is my life for the next 12 years minimum. I love baseball and I love youth baseball, but man it feels like I'm really getting myself into something. I've got three boys. Oldest is in first grade. Im coaching my 5 year olds team and the parents are already completely nuts. Im pretty disgusted with the way some of them act, so I told myself I can be a whiny pussy about it or coach myself and try to give the kids a somewhat sane experience.
It could be worse - you could have girls in softball. Softball dad coaches are sooooo much worse than baseball in my experience.
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23 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:
Ohtani struck out looking to a guy named Garrett Crochet. I guess they suck too.
Yeah, complaining in February is really knitpicky.
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On 2/25/2024 at 10:25 AM, Chopper said:
Finally weighing in here. I’m so fucking worked up.
My wife and I have twins via IVF. The whole process was so emotionally taxing and filled with unknowns, worst fears, etc., but we are extremely lucky and it all worked out.
We also have a frozen embryo. Trying to figure out WTF to do now. I recall like it was yesterday the appointment where we had to agree what we would want to do with it, including hypotheticals of divorce, death of one of us, simultaneous death of both of us, etc. To think that we may not have that right going forward, and that it’s up to the fucking Texas GOP, is unfathomable.
On the other hand, I suppose we could just keep the status quo of keeping it frozen, and threaten my children’s inheritance by telling them we will leave everything to their fucking Zygotesibling if they fuck up. I mean, that’s the logical conclusion, right?
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On 2/22/2024 at 3:33 PM, luke duke said:
Not everyone’s dog is a bitch. -
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I don’t understand all of these stories of your dogs getting all of this shit that isn’t dog food. How does it not result in complete blowouts the following day?
This feels like a story that should be in this thread, but it was a buddy of mine. He gives his dog a fucking Slim Jim on a long roadtrip from Houston to the east coast while the rest of his family flies. Unsurprisingly, the dog blows out in the car in east Louisiana (his wife’s, to boot 😂) and he has to go into some gas station dressed down to his skivvies since the dog shat all over him.
This is basically what my various dogs over the year do when they get “people food.” Maybe (obviously) this is a post for “my dog is awesome” thread, but what gives?
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Most especially any manager that pinch hits him with the bases loaded in a fucking playoff game instead of Chad McCormick. Thanks for bringing back that memory I had suppressed.
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Seriously. Any GM that would give Dana value for JS should be fired immediately.
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1 hour ago, kevwun said:
Jose Altuve is 1 year older than Singleton.
Yep, Singleton is no longer green, that’s for sure. Or is it??
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6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Can he beat out singelton ?
Lettuce hope so, he seems like a kid who would patch up the bench better than the waste that is JS.
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On 2/8/2024 at 1:40 PM, rage-a-holic said:
That's like breaking up with a woman because she doesn't recognize Simpsons quotes.
Sounds to me like he just didn’t want to choo-choo choose her.
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What we really need (in addition to health) is Javier to bounce back. Last year was horrendous - surely (hopefully) he will improve this year.
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8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:
7 rangers
3 Yankees3 blue jays
3 Braves
it’s not like we play anyone good the first 3 weeks of the season where we’ll need them.
Cant wait to see Beilak against the Rangers and/or Braves multiple times!
/E/ But don’t you know that wins in September and October JUST MEAN MORE?? /SPN/
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On 1/25/2024 at 10:27 AM, NoName said:
Shot, chaser 😂😂
And, of course, a quick look at this Einstein’s profile confirms where we all assume he went to school. It’s just too perfect.
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On 2/9/2024 at 11:22 AM, Surly Bevo said:
Ambiguous stories about people out to get you leads to people forking over shitloads of money to help you out.
And this is why Rupert Murdoch is a billionaire and . . .
Spoilerno CR
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30 minutes ago, Ignatius said:
You owe Chris Berman royalties…
I’m happy to give him his fair share of internet points to continue to support his habit of buying shitty hair dye. He should have been off TV going way back…back back….back.
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Houston Astros off-season thread
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Do we really want spring training bitchassdness in the season thread? There’s a natural day off between the last exhibition game and the reg season opener against the Yankees.
I just looked back at my texts and that year it was March 30.