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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. Moderna trail was bringing in kids this week and next for first jab/placebo. No idea if there are slots still open.
  2. When your wife gets a baby monitor at some shower, go exchange it for a handle of bourbon. If the kid is that upset/hungry/shit themselves, they will wake your ass up.
  3. How the fuck was that on Lima?
  4. You are completely right. Im fine with Ring. It was just lazy/tired defending. But when he already did the hard part by catching up to him, forcing him wide and slowed the play to a crawl, having your captain give away a free kick like that out of nothing just adds frustration to an already frustrating half.
  5. He’s going nowhere, don’t foul Still going nowhere, he’s got nothing, don’t foul Still nothing God damn it
  6. 134 but half way up
  7. Did the Texas Cares antibody test Moderna, 2nd shot late March N antibody test - negative, so still haven’t gotten it. S antibody test came back positive and >2100 U/mL. I can go back to licking door knobs for three months, right?
  8. Fuck yeah bitches Congratulations! Your ticket application for the U.S. Men's National Team's 2021 FIFA World Cup Qualifier against Jamaica, has been selected for fulfillment. The game will take place on Oct. 7 at Q2 Stadium in Austin, Texas with a kickoff time of 7 p.m. CT. Your exact seat location will be disclosed in your account at www.ussoccer.com/mytix and your payment card will be charged in the coming days.
  9. It’s on Friday. And the mask requirement for the event was explicitly mentioned in the email. So the question was as petulant as it sounded.
  10. The principal sent out an update email for masks, meet the teacher, etc. this afternoon. The first comment, which was not anonymous, was the following “Will our children be able to ignore or break school rules or policies they don’t agree with or feel like following?” I assumed it was in jest and laughed heartily. My wife believes it to be serious which causes my brain to hurt.
  11. Covid cases in US - 35.8 MM Covid deaths in US - 0.616 MM Covid recoveries in US - 35.8-.616 = 35.184MM Population of US = 328.2 % of US population that are Covid survivors - 35.184/328.2 = 10.7%.
  12. Oh, I'll take a vet over an MD any day. They gotta be able to cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog all on the same day.
  13. I thought you all were joking about the horse paste until typing it into the google search bar and seeing it autopopulate. What in the fucking fuck, man? I really hope my SIL didn’t try this shit as she just had a baby and is still nursing.
  14. The Barca press release almost sounds like posturing with Tebas. Maybe he really is gone, but Tebas is on his way to Bowlsby territory if they lose that many eyeballs.
  15. Thanks. I’ll do it for next time. Won’t help me with this pull. I have no problem paying premium for the Jamaica qualifier, but was shooting for a chance at face.
  16. Just got a response from US Soccer. Not an Austin FC ticket holder or paying member of US soccer - so I’ll get the peon email tomorrow.
  17. Did the email get sent out today? Just know it was for this week.
  18. There was a stand just outside the gate where you could pick up all the Qatari swag you wanted. Didn’t realize they were paying people though.
  19. Cornerrrrrrr And fuck shit
  20. Fuck it Hockey style hosers All of that and just a random yellow What a bitch of a red.
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