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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. Fuck yeah bitches Congratulations! Your ticket application for the U.S. Men's National Team's 2021 FIFA World Cup Qualifier against Jamaica, has been selected for fulfillment. The game will take place on Oct. 7 at Q2 Stadium in Austin, Texas with a kickoff time of 7 p.m. CT. Your exact seat location will be disclosed in your account at www.ussoccer.com/mytix and your payment card will be charged in the coming days.
  2. It’s on Friday. And the mask requirement for the event was explicitly mentioned in the email. So the question was as petulant as it sounded.
  3. The principal sent out an update email for masks, meet the teacher, etc. this afternoon. The first comment, which was not anonymous, was the following “Will our children be able to ignore or break school rules or policies they don’t agree with or feel like following?” I assumed it was in jest and laughed heartily. My wife believes it to be serious which causes my brain to hurt.
  4. Covid cases in US - 35.8 MM Covid deaths in US - 0.616 MM Covid recoveries in US - 35.8-.616 = 35.184MM Population of US = 328.2 % of US population that are Covid survivors - 35.184/328.2 = 10.7%.
  5. Oh, I'll take a vet over an MD any day. They gotta be able to cure a lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog all on the same day.
  6. I thought you all were joking about the horse paste until typing it into the google search bar and seeing it autopopulate. What in the fucking fuck, man? I really hope my SIL didn’t try this shit as she just had a baby and is still nursing.
  7. The Barca press release almost sounds like posturing with Tebas. Maybe he really is gone, but Tebas is on his way to Bowlsby territory if they lose that many eyeballs.
  8. Thanks. I’ll do it for next time. Won’t help me with this pull. I have no problem paying premium for the Jamaica qualifier, but was shooting for a chance at face.
  9. Just got a response from US Soccer. Not an Austin FC ticket holder or paying member of US soccer - so I’ll get the peon email tomorrow.
  10. Did the email get sent out today? Just know it was for this week.
  11. There was a stand just outside the gate where you could pick up all the Qatari swag you wanted. Didn’t realize they were paying people though.
  12. Cornerrrrrrr And fuck shit
  13. Fuck it Hockey style hosers All of that and just a random yellow What a bitch of a red.
  14. That gay Madridista sure is pissed.
  15. I am at a loss for words to describe how terrible that Canadian free kick was. It was Beckham v Turkey esque in futility.
  16. Well, I think Baylor has some experience in this area.
  17. Bowlsby is now furiously trying to get together enough fetuses for Michael J Fox to play some Chuck Berry.
  18. Does Tech have an accounting program?
  19. El árbitro dice que no hay tiempo para mas.
  20. How does the mother fucker in a full neon orange jumpsuit get a free run at the god damn corner?
  21. If his run had not been so shitty, he would have gotten in the way of Hoppe - so six of one, half dozen of another.
  22. Thank you Mr Hoppe Maybe I won’t have to watch Jamaica Qatar
  23. Take a crack oh shit it’s 17 Even still WTF was that?
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