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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. Some of the pod kids had some trouble logging in this morning but most were okay. Sounds like it was pretty widespread and AISD just sent out an email. Didn’t expect the kids to be cold during September “garage school”. Boiling some water for tea, but it doesn’t help that all the kids have zero body fat. The in-person survey is due tonight. I was all gung-ho on returning and was under the impression that in person elementary was going to be like before but with spacing/masks/no room changes. It looks instead like some sort of futuristic re-education camp with all learning on tablets/no additional instruction during asynchronous time/plexiglass desk domes. The teachers we have spoken to and have a long relationship with have told us unofficially that if possible to keep the kids remote. The setup we have will be better for them and they actually get to play/interact with one another. Also, it gives planning time to the teachers during asynchronous and keeps them from continuously interrupting their instruction to keep the kids at their desks/masks on/etc. Also, recess sounds like a clusterfuck. Either way, the decision is a shit sandwich.
  2. First week of garage schools pod is in the books. Pour a tall one and light ‘em if you got ‘em. One week closer to in person We're gonna have a good dayAnd all my homies gonna ride todayAnd all these mommies look fly todayAnd all we wanna do is get by todayHeyyyWe're gonna have a good dayAnd ain't nobody gotta cry today'Cause ain't nobody gonna die todayYou save that drama for another dayHeyyy we're gonna have a good day
  3. 4 kinders and 4 second graders in our garage for the pod. It’s going about as well as could be expected. Some video slow downs until we got people on the right network. The second graders seem to have their shit down. Kinders are kinder. They are having some free time between assignments and my wife is trying to tune the audio for the young ones, so it now sounds like a huge ass party at the house. Not sure how sustainable this will be, but damn the torpedoes for now.
  4. Leonid What's-His-Name, Herman Munster, motorcade, Birthday party, Cheetos, Pogo sticks and lemonade, Symbiotic stupid jerks, That's right, Flanders, I am talkin' about you!
  5. Don’t forget Grenada.
  6. He makes me yearn for the competency of Robert Morrow era.
  7. So you thought you Might like to go to the show
  8. Was at Far West and Mopac. The kids looked at me after they passed with a WTF face. They were ready to get back to playing in the backyard. I don’t blame them as I was ready to get back to work.
  9. Twin Liquors was delivering.
  10. Is this on an absolute or relative scale? When my 7 yo writes a story for class, I don’t get mad that it’s not Shakespeare.
  11. Italy’s death toll rose today to its highest so far 919. Previous high was last Saturday at 793. So, that sucks.
  12. Fake news. We are not all fat. Just the overwhelming big-boned majority who claim that if they lost a single pound their respective other would send them to an oncologist.
  13. This is why I have been drinking George T Stagg instead of water for the past month. Because science.
  14. I never realized he wrote the novel Viva Max! I’m going to have to give it a read, as the movie was pretty solid.
  15. A 17 minute David Lynch film was just put on Netflix, What Did Jack Do?. The cast includes Lynch, a monkey, a chicken and a waitress who has a line or two. The film’s synopsis reads “In a locked down train station, a homicide detective conducts an interview with a tormented monkey.” It is as advertised.
  16. I like Torchys, but that sounds like an overpriced Double Decker Taco.
  17. Infinite Jest (VI) - Released The Year of the Flaming Hot Cheetos Puffy Taco. Poor Yorick Entertainment Unlimited. Incadenza’s recently found secret final-final film; 85 mins; black and white; silent/sound. Initially thought to be blank, archivist found that by ingesting a potentially lethal dose of DMZ, a five minute recording was visible playing in a continual loop. In this sequence, an obese Uncle Sam masturbates furiously while attempting to eat from a plate of falafel. He begins to choke, but soon recovers, only to attempt to eat from the plate again.
  18. Have you tried a little tenderness.
  19. Justines is awesome. If you are shorter in time and frugal, El Michoacano is tip top and across 71 from the airport.
  20. We also learned that Steele got the pee tape from Ivanka.
  21. Have about 3 cups of 2017, a quart of 2018, and a gallon of this years ready. The 2017 is still awesome. I’m thinking of getting it down to a half bottle. Top off with the 2018. Drink that down to half and top off with 2019. Creating a perpetual bottle of eggnog. We were late getting a tree this year, so we are doing that tonight. Kids get hot chocolate and adults get eggnog while we put up the lights/ornaments. I love this time of year.
  22. So the new tactic is to stop throwing lobs at the witness’s credibility and instead go full Qanon?
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