Everything posted by Izhmash
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Aggy @ Alabama - CBS
I miss singing “Poor Aggies”.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Dude, you know the fucking rules!
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Anyone else a fan of the new Dr. Pepper commercial....specifically when the MILF states "next you will try other sodas". Hilarious, and I like to dream that she's a durdy girl that gets nasty. Fuck TCU.
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Who missed that TFL?
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
For dick's sake, what in the dick is dicking up our dick kicking?
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
Nice run there. GJ, Watson!
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Texas vs TCU Game Thread
3rd Quarter gremlins are back??
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It's Texas gameday...
Cusswords, just let'em role. Motherfucker, shit, god-damn asshole. TEXAS!!!
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Sam - “let me see how long I can hold onto the ball and give the D an opportunity to snuff the RB”
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Username checks out Find some usc tail to chase!
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
(Please for the love of all things holy) Fight!!!
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Coaching. We should try it...
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USC v. Texas Discussion - Let It Begin
Dick punch that guy.
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I think I’m gonna need a lawyer (collision)
I've found that idiots are more aware of my presence when driving my truck (slight lift / oversized tires). Driving my wife's car is the opposite, almost as if it has a big fucking red target on it. At the end of the day, situational awareness wins. EDIT: Glad your daughter was not harmed.
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The 2018 Hunting Thread
October is a great time to eliminate some swine. Addresses the itch to get in the woods, sit in the stand, watch / scout some deer....and spill some (pig) blood. Win-win-win!
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Difference makers. Who are they?
Can't believe I'm first to say this, but it's not even close. Tom Herman wins top honors. Reason: Personnel Selection, both on the field and in the booth. He has made a significant and immediate impact.
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Are We The Most Hair-Trigger Fanbase In CFB?
Fruity fucking Tootie!!!
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9.10.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
CDC playing puppet master with his fist so far up TH's ass.
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9.10.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Teflon Tom
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9.10.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
Houston teams played like their hair was on fire. Why don't we see that style of play at Texas? A: Every team is different. I don't know why... I trust our staff. We have a pulse on the team.
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9.10.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
24 hour rule to celebrate our wins...LMAO.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
QB just pushed down our guy....nice.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
Is Sam trying to tackle Ingram? Seems like he doesn't want to let go of the fucking ball or something, holding him back.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
Tulsa's D just stopped us at the goal line.