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Izhmash

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  1. She looks welcoming. What testosterone-infused male that’s packing a dick would harm her? Or, wood harm her...
  2. Did I miss pics of said yoga instructor? Cannot judge if sentence fits the crime without pics.
  3. Pre-ordered my setup. This is the next wave, and has the potential to kill consoles. I have been waiting for technology to catch up with this concept. I am very curious about how the offsite processing will affect latency and thus, the playability of certain games. Love the concept though!
  4. Good news - that will be legal to carry on Sep 01!!
  5. Share some love for the AK-47, bro!
  6. Does this formula have any modifiers for variables like 1) she’s good with anal, or 2) she has family connections to unlimited blow?
  7. How about don't gang up on people and mind your own damn business. Perhaps then, you wont get shot. /Get off my lawn!
  8. She lured that young girl out into the road and into dragon fire. She probably had green eyes. Super slick move.
  9. Why are we talking about a contract in the culture thread? Certainly, we are Sur(e)ly Regarded.
  10. Fuck OU
  11. Time to bring the wrath tonight...lets go full jihad on these mother fuckers. Go Horns!!
  12. A couple of really important aspects to FSM. First, they make an insanely good spicy margarita....made with muddled seranos (not jalepenos). Secondly, the Duck Enchiladas are the shit...amazing and unique in their own right. The only problem I have with FSM is that their chips / salsa are subpar. Why all the hate in this thread for Chuys? For cheap, good comfort food...I enjoy it. You can put Creamy Jalepeno on anything and it would taste great. Plus, they have recently updated their drinks to include a nice, spicy margarita that is made from the green chiles they use in other food items. It's pretty tasty.
  13. It's a W, put it on the wall! /Texags
  14. Flying AK’s are cool, but way too much of an investment than this man deserves. Go in cheap...no lube!
  15. We waste way too much money on fuckers like this. One .22lr to the back of the skull and call it a day. Feed him to the pigs to make sure nothing goes to waste. Eat bacon and profit.
  16. I got way too much back this year. I fucked up not paying attention to the new regs and paying too much on my quarterly estimates...thats on me. The QBI deduction for small business caught me by surprise (20% of your QBI). That really limited my tax exposure in a significant way...add in itemized deductions on top of that! I had to double check the regs on that one, but it worked out. I'm a huge fan of TaxAct. I've used it for years and love the program.
  17. My 7yr old has become infatuated with the program. He wants us to go camping, naked and afraid style. When I tell him we can do it, he says “yeah, my one item is gonna be smores”. Lmao...ok, bud.
  18. I was more drawn in by the fact that he spent YEARS mapping out the possible paths. Fucking dedicated!
  19. Hey, we got a win!
  20. Tree's must be deciduous. Nobody there.
  21. If any of you Surly's have little ones, Nintendo LABO is a great STEM activity / engagement. Takes some dedicated time, but our son has enjoyed the offerings. Saw this come across my feed today. Will definitely be checking it out! https://vrscout.com/news/nintendo-announces-labo-vr-kit/?utm_source=VRScout+Scouting+Report&utm_campaign=bca7d3da73-VRScoutReport_030819&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_f3642cd298-bca7d3da73-162005281#
  22. Username checks out. Avatar checks out, too!
  23. , asshole. They can’t see us!
  24. Hey Dog!! Ddggguuuu see the size of that chicken??!!
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