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Mdhorn

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  1. 5 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

    His mom also said he could be a lawyer or rock surgeon or something. 

    Did his own bro disconnect from him as well?

    Props for a trepanning joke. Don't know about his brother but potentially, their highest recruits won't be all district this year.  

     

  2. 37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

     It's a classic aggie win, though. Iron Pyrite is easy to hold, but really hard to swallow.

    Thought for sure you were going to go with if iron sharpens iron, what does stupid sharpen? Seems moronic that a bunch of guys that can't play team ball in high school are recruited to play college ball. Besides, I thought Evans was concerned about playing behind a good line. 

  3. 10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

    In fact, that’s the way the democrats should frame the messaging on the investigation.

    ”We are conducting this investigation to CLEAR the president of all the accusations and allegations concerning his finances and potential Russian money laundering.  It would be in the President’s best interest to be fully cooperative with all our requests for financial documents.”

    Trump would say see, proof I didn't do it so why are we conducting an investigation.  Lets investigate the investigators. 

  4. 1 hour ago, irishtexan said:


    The best part of the post is that he says aggy was the last great defense we faced.

    Crazy how easy the Big 12 was yet Aggie only managed to flounder along the middle almost the entire time they were in it. And now they flounder in the middle of the mighty SEC, SEC, SEC. 

  5. They look to their mods for guidance even though it was their mods that falsely built their hopes to begin with. They initially put in a cb for erebody then have to explain why it didn't work out and continuously adjust the looch 44. The list should have rightfully been the looch 100 to begin with. Follow that with the ensuing cry party when they leak all over themselves about why the rankings weren't adjusted for their leftover recruits. 

  6. 7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    That's not "having an excuse ready", that's just cheering for a shitty team with no depth at that point.

    True, to the normal viewer. But what normal fan's team has rings made up to celebrate finally beating a conference rival in a regular game?  LSU never wins the conference because Bama, their rival.  But come to aggy and get a ring when they finally beat a good conference team and then go bowling against KState, Duke, NCState or Wake. It's 100 shades of desperation.  Hell yeah, Looch hates Texas--look at what he's got to root for. He's promoting f'g Mond?  Get out of here with that shit.    

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  7. 2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

    LotusHorn is a fake insider that straight makes everything up. The fact that Burton allows him to keep posting speaks to his professional integrity. Or lack thereof. 

    Burton might as well allow a palm reader operate on his site because that is how truly deplorable it is to allow LotusHorn continue to pretend to have inside information. 

    A palm reader looks at your hand.  Maybe LH does some kind of homemade tarot card reading.  

  8. 27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

    Aggy without Mond for games would be entertaining.  I mean, it's still going to be entertaining, but can you imagine a situation like we had with Baylor last year if say, Mond was to go out after the 1st series against Arky or Ole Miss and missed the rest of the game?

    Oh, they already have the excuses ready, regardless of Jimbo. It's the one area where they excel.   

  9. 38 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

    "Why do some recruits want so much attention. They're endlessly stringing fans along."

    Damn straight! Those selfish bastards should be more concerned with these strange adults who follow the collegiate preferences of adolescents, than their academic and athletic futures!

    Long and barren reality or being strung along?  However, I wouldn't pay to be strung along.

  10. 11 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

    Haha, exactly. 

    If you account for all the things ATM would have or could have accomplished over the years, well hell, they'd be the bluest of the blue blood programs in the country. 

    I don't know what mixes with red ass to get blue.  

  11. Funny that they cheer for LSU to beat Texas on his visit to Austin but don't give a shit about Bama spanking them on his aggy OV.  That's going to be some selling point watching Bama's second team continue the whooping once the starters get pulled after halftime.  Pretty sure this game is going to get worse traction than their pool party. Maybe Price's son can decommit before the game and then recommit afterwards for fighting farmer fauxmentum.  

  12. On 8/24/2019 at 9:42 PM, Parliament said:

    She's crazy.  Why was she engaging with him during all this, let alone by text.

    She continues to text with the intention that he reciprocate and leave a trail of crazy which she now has documented in writing.  He's a legit idiot and the courts now have proof. 

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