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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Historical lows? How much history are we talking here? They’ve been making historical lows for a few years now.
  2. I think I figured it out. In today’s social climate of “look at me” the secondary players actually benefit from getting burned over and over. The camera zooms in and the announcers are consistently talking about them. Those who stick to their man and never get thrown on get no attention. These two are just attention seeking whores.
  3. Where are you from, for research purposes?
  4. Do you watch any other games or look at any stats? There’s probably a percentage of each team’s fan base who think exactly like you. “Why are we the only…”
  5. If I understand correctly, you’re saying he’s going to knock some defenders unconscious when he hits them in the back of the head.
  6. Surly, first few weeks of the season: “Got dammit, stop throwing the deep ball and check down!” Surly idiots, a few weeks later: “Got dammit, stop checkin down!”
  7. Any other brilliant insight you want to empathize for us?
  8. Hey, you forgot to log into your sock account, UTEX_ME, you miserable fuck.
  9. If a couple players catch passes that hit them in the chest, Texas beat LSU (2019) and Bama (2022). History doesn’t give a fuck about what could have happened.
  10. Rewind a few years and Jim’s seat was hot as fuck.
  11. She’d be very tender after I finished with her.
  12. You’re a much bigger pussy than anyone in that locker room.
  13. Who had refs saving our ass on the bingo card?
  14. He gets 4 games, but unlikely you put that kind of pressure on someone who’s never played a college game.
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