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SHOOTER12

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  1. Side, unrelated not...I dated a woman years ago who used to love getting her nipples wet and putting a 9 volt battery on them. Bitch would explode like an A bomb after a few seconds. Carry on.
  2. Damn, looks like aggy locker room.
  3. '23 has been one hell of a ride, and am glad to have shared it with you. I love you all, God Bless, and Merry Christmas. Or Festivus, whatever rips your nipples.
  4. ...and pearlandhorn takes the early lead by a wiiiide margin.
  5. Ftfy...
  6. No shit, fuck superglue.
  7. Does he have real bad...like chainsaw teef?
  8. Wholly shit, that's awesome, I've got to do that somehow, somewhere. Added note: the end of my residual limb has a very deep invaginated scar, and honestly it does look like a huge penis, Damn I wish I had thought of this before!
  9. SHOOTER12

    Getting old sucks

    Thought the doctor had given him a prescription for that...
  10. Mrs. Elko?
  11. The "prepare your anus" rep would be good advice.
  12. Cannot wait for all of this insanity to come to fruition. There is something crazy going on, even by aggy standard. We may have to come up with another meme in addition to aggy rollercoaster, maybe a MS Paint version of Evel Knievals Snake Canyon debacle.
  13. Jobu, Jobu likes rum.
  14. How about App. State as an upgrade?
  15. Hey @immamac multiply my rep X 1000 for this post please
  16. When you think it's impossible, or unbelievable, dial 1-800-call-aggy
  17. Absolutely great...like Dicker.
  18. Set up was my first thought.
  19. Even their IT people hit the portal.
  20. Yes sir, that would be acceptable to me.
  21. This man knows of what he speaks, so you younguns need to listen up. Just don't wind up doing it for 42 summers and winters like I did, lol.
  22. South Austins' mom?
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