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SHOOTER12

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  1. Why not both?
  2. Derka wants 12
  3. Ķill the MIL, she's going to blow cash that could be yours someday.
  4. And cock-eyed too.
  5. Way too early this morning I saw a blurb about "How aggy Dominated OSU". Hello, did anyone tell the idiots they lost? Talk about moral victories? sheesh.
  6. Hell, a style expert isn't going to help him in the least. Try a nutritionist and trainer first. You can't get silk from a sow.
  7. Ðaniels' family tree?
  8. Yep, but I wouldn't care if it was Play-Doh.
  9. Nah, short of popsicle sticks and super glue its a lost cause due to old testicular injuries old age.
  10. I thought Triggered was what Roy Rogers called being banged by his horse...
  11. You're focused on, and noticing the guy? NTTAWWT But dayum, my first boner since August.
  12. Hell they misspelled "Staubach", they're not even from America.
  13. +rep to you and to OP for hilarious thread title alone.
  14. Niiice!
  15. Love you brother, praying for Peace for you...
  16. I read on one blurb that #11 is 6'3" and 215lbs. Dayum
  17. Side, unrelated not...I dated a woman years ago who used to love getting her nipples wet and putting a 9 volt battery on them. Bitch would explode like an A bomb after a few seconds. Carry on.
  18. Damn, looks like aggy locker room.
  19. '23 has been one hell of a ride, and am glad to have shared it with you. I love you all, God Bless, and Merry Christmas. Or Festivus, whatever rips your nipples.
  20. ...and pearlandhorn takes the early lead by a wiiiide margin.
  21. Ftfy...
  22. No shit, fuck superglue.
  23. Does he have real bad...like chainsaw teef?
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