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SHOOTER12

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  1. Hate to tell you, but God is a Longhorns fan...
  2. TEXAS-48 Wash-17 Penis- 6/8 47 yds, 1 TD, 2 int. Then he met Mr. Sweat.
  3. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Wholly shit, have the doctors said what's causing it? That's scary as hell.
  4. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Got an appointment at UTHC on the 8th.
  5. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    What worries me is that while it feels exactly like prior RC injuries I've got additional things going on. Super sharp pains running all the way down my arm, and any movement of my arm causes hellacious cracking and popping throughout my shoulder area. Even pain and stiffness up that side of my neck.
  6. Ouch! I'm at $126/month now. Thanks for all the info.
  7. We don't currently have internet and I would have to sign up with a satellite provider. That in combination with various app subscriptions would put me close to what I'm paying now.
  8. I'm completely ignorant on cord cutting. I've always just said screw it and paid my ever increasing satellite bill. Well, now that my agreement is about to end, and having to watch spending more closely due to being unemployed for 2 FUCKING YEARS, it's time to get educated. We have a 75" Samsung Smart TV. Do you have to have internet with Fire Sticks or other similar devices etc?
  9. SHOOTER12 replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Well hell, I was hoping I would never post in this thread again but....... Nearly 3 weeks ago I went out to turn on the pool pumps in the morning. Our pool sits on a small hill next to the house. Took about 2-3 steps down the hill and hit a still frosty patch of grass. My smooth soled boots slid out from under me and I threw out my right arm to break my fall. Big mistake. Wound up landing mostly on my right elbow. By the end of the day I knew I had more than "just a little soreness". My guess, rotator cuff...again. if so this will be the third time on that shoulder. That on top of very sore ribs and sternum. FML9
  10. Had to be the worst bowl game ever, and the worst overall in the last 20 years.
  11. Why not both?
  12. Derka wants 12
  13. Ķill the MIL, she's going to blow cash that could be yours someday.
  14. And cock-eyed too.
  15. Way too early this morning I saw a blurb about "How aggy Dominated OSU". Hello, did anyone tell the idiots they lost? Talk about moral victories? sheesh.
  16. Hell, a style expert isn't going to help him in the least. Try a nutritionist and trainer first. You can't get silk from a sow.
  17. Ðaniels' family tree?
  18. Yep, but I wouldn't care if it was Play-Doh.
  19. Nah, short of popsicle sticks and super glue its a lost cause due to old testicular injuries old age.
  20. I thought Triggered was what Roy Rogers called being banged by his horse...
  21. You're focused on, and noticing the guy? NTTAWWT But dayum, my first boner since August.
  22. Hell they misspelled "Staubach", they're not even from America.
  23. +rep to you and to OP for hilarious thread title alone.
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