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SHOOTER12

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  1. On 8/25/2018 at 5:21 PM, SimonBolivar said:

    Featuring who?

    I'd say Blacklab, Derka, Phlegm, and Rocko 

    Never work.

    Blacklab would wind up finishing the show by himself while Derka and Rocko tried to kill each other while in the meantime Phlegm would be running around screaming "muledick" while trying to soak Rocko and Derka with gasoline.

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  2. 3 hours ago, markstanco said:

    Speaking of exposing, I heard on the radio (likely mentioned here as well) that he whipped it out at the White House and took a selfie.

    I saw this in one of the (many) articles to come out in the last couple of weeks.  What are the details on this debauchery?

  3. 16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    No shit.

    I fucking live in College Station (for a few more months, anyway), and that hasn't changed my opinion one iota that we should never play those morons again. Hell, not playing them decreases my odds of attending Texas games, but it doesn't matter -- I'd rather watch Texas/USC on television than Texas/aggy in person. There is zero reason to play them. Zero. None. Zilch. Nada. Zip.

     

    My prayers....you haz them.

  4. 19 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

     

    Did you hear the one about the leprechaun who shopped at Sears?

    Just kidding, there's no such joke.  No one shops at Sears.

     

     

    The leprechaun doesn't shop there anymore......he moved to ousux.

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  5. 9 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

    I'm for it.  CDC just gave them more paint to continue painting themselves into the corner with.  What with all their answers and excuses over the years, they can't keep up with their own BS reasoning.

    "It would be bad for their brand, hurt their sos, play a far tougher schedule than Texas?  Do they truly believe this delusional garbage?   CDC was probably having to stop laughing before he gamed them with the call.  A chess master indeed>

    Darned edit no worky.  I'm for it as far as far as CDC contacting them and playing mind games.   As far as playing them again, I could care less although it will probably happen eventually.  

  6. I'm for it.  CDC just gave them more paint to continue painting themselves into the corner with.  What with all their answers and excuses over the years, they can't keep up with their own BS reasoning.

    "It would be bad for their brand, hurt their sos, play a far tougher schedule than Texas?  Do they truly believe this delusional garbage?   CDC was probably having to stop laughing before he gamed them with the call.  A chess master indeed>

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  7. 1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

    I would bet significant money that clauses like this are part of why the agreement wasn't signed for so long. 

    I'm sure aggy tried to play hardball, and looking at the agreement it's pretty clear who won. 

    Someone should tell those rubes that when you put all your cards on the table by making a coach an absolutely unprecedented, way above market offer, and then proceed to make that overpaid coach the face and primary source of pride for your entire university, you've pretty much lost your negotiating leverage.  

    It's probably in the same trash bag as their integrity.

  8. 15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

    You will never convince me that it is not on purpose. Ever. They have some type of remorse and want to stage this "accident" and see if it flys. It's an epidemic now and I don't buy any of it, nor do a lot of people. Very convenient how they never "forget" them in the cooler months. How can you take a child to a location and get out of your car and walk in this location for sometimes a few hours and not even think about your child? Fucking ridiculous. Spare me the defenses they give or what some lawyer might concoct. No one forgets a child of theirs in a car for any amount of time.

     

    Damn, that's some of the scariest shit I"ve ever read.  For the love of God I hope you're wrong.

  9. 17 hours ago, TK421 said:

    Dickheads who insist on ordering the vegetarian pizza when I’m buying pizza for the office.  The vegetarian eats two pieces and the rest goes uneaten.  All the pepperoni slices get eaten and the fatties are hovering around looking for more.  I now just order a cheese instead of a vegetarian (which will be eaten, likely by the fatties).

     

    Kind of have the same situation here.  On most Thursdays I order 2 large super duper pizzas from Spanky's.  Two of our mechanics don't like all the veggies, so a couple of times have ordered 1 SD and 1 meat lovers.  Yep, the SD gets wiped out while the ML only gets 3 or 4 pieces eaten.  Last time I bought I told them if they wanted something different to order and buy it themselves.

  10. 35 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

    So this morning, Mrs.LL reports that there's a pick-up sitting out front of our house, which is fucking annoying because it's bulk trash week, and I don't want it to get in the way of the garbage men picking up the mountain of shit I have piled up.  So I look out, and there's a black guy sitting in the truck.  That's unusual in my neighborhood, which is all white and Asian.

    I keep getting ready.  We eventually go out front to take first-day-of-school photos.  At that point, I casually go up and "Hey, bro--what's up?" him.  He's part of a moving crew that's moving a neighbor, and the truck hadn't yet arrived.  Ok--no big whoop.  Be safe lifting all that shit in this fucking heat.

    No cops called.  But I'm going to be very pissed if any of that bulk trash doesn't get picked up because of the location of that damned truck.

    [racist]"See that's how it starts.  They just come around getting in the way and next thing they take over[assholes]

    Had a neighbor in San Antonio who had a similar experience.  The guy was the biggest racist jerk I've ever encountered.  Claimed that anyone other than a black guy would have known parking there would be in the way.  Freakin' asshole, never spoke to him again.

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