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Posts posted by SHOOTER12
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1 hour ago, Modessit said:3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:Maybe not the right place for this, but just saw Edith Royals film piece during"Rewind With Tom Herman"....all I can say is it gave me goosebumps, God Bless Edith Royal.
If it's the 900th win thing, they aired it on LHN during the postgame.
I think that may be it. Stumbled into it but do remember 900 being mentioned 1-2 times?
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Just saw this on Reddit.
I just got home from College Station after the game. What could have been a horrible, horrible experience was saved by some gracious kind people. We decided to leave the game early as to avoid traffic and lo and behold we were sitting on two flat tires. Realizing we only had one spare I didn't know what we could do. Fortunately three strange looking women dressed in Maroon and apparently a milk delivery man approaches and asked if we needed help. I explained our conundrum to them and they said they would be happy to help. The nice Milkman that mediately took out his cell phone and made a call and then they started pushing my vehicle out of the lot saying they were pushing into a tire repair place it was just close by. I was very concerned and confused as we had our two infant children with us and it was cold and damp out. Furthering my concern was the fact that they pushed her car passed a Discount Tire Center and a Goodyear tire center. When I asked about why we didn't stop there they said they had a local repair place it did much better work. After we arrived at this run down tire shop the owner of appeared about 40 minutes later to repair our tires. Just as we are about to leave some very Haggard old woman showed up and stuck a bag of money through the window and said she hoped our children will receive a great education. I'm sure as my infant daughter's get older they will appreciate her gesture and kindness. My experience at that game was beyond all expectations.
Sincerely,
Cletus
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I can haz 84-0 crimson turd?
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Maybe not the right place for this, but just saw Edith Royals film piece during"Rewind With Tom Herman"....all I can say is it gave me goosebumps, God Bless Edith Royal.
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Texas-17
TCU-38
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Late to the party, but finally watched aggy game against Clemson. Head a few takeaways
Kelen Mond will not survive the season.
Although Mond have great statistics on the surface he was basically looking many passes where he was running for his life and just threw it up for grabs.
It was a very bizarre game that turned on about 12 different plays it could have made it a blowout.
I think several posters were correct in that Clemson just wanted to get out of there towards the end with no injuries.
And approximately two more games as the losses keep mounting we'll have a meme for Jimbo Fisher it says don't care got paid. At which point he will totally lose interest and season will turn into the complete sewer we expected. Cue roller coaster crash.
And of course as we all know the end of the game featured mini delicious aggy tears
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On 9/14/2018 at 6:09 PM, BurntEyes said:
Really Surly... Tit wasn't the first word to come to me mind?
I haz a sad
Actually, "tart" was...in about .3 seconds.
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On 9/12/2018 at 6:57 AM, Trey3216 said:
I was about 14. Threw my turkey leg at the tv, at my Granddad’s house. That was a big no-no. I found out real quick
Well, if you stop skipping leg day you wouldn't have turkey legs.
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On 9/11/2018 at 12:14 PM, TheFlagship said:
I learned a long time ago if I'm so drunk I'm not steady on my feet that I'm not going to do a very good Bruce Lee impersonation.
TLDR.. don't fight drunk
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36 hours. I was 28yo, never ever again
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On 9/14/2018 at 4:23 PM, immamac said:
Fellow assholes,
We've heard some requests for shirts and other swag and I wanted to start a thread for the discussion. Currently we have a poster TreatyOak who has been gracious enough to design a logo from scratch and offer it up for our first shirt design. Want to get some feedback and gauge interest in what kinds of swag people want, below you will find our first crack at some tees in 2 different colors. Also do we want something as far as lettering on the back?
Should we do baseball caps? Womens Tees? What other concepts would y'all like to see?
Damn, I'll take one of each.
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On 9/11/2018 at 11:56 PM, akhornfan said:
Well - you assholes couldn’t keep your mouth shut so you got me banned.
The comment was pretty hilarious though. . .
You have been banned for the following reason: troll fom [sic] scat site.
Can’t even remember that they’re the scat site?
This is why we can't have nice things
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Derka Goo = Humperdoo
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On 9/11/2018 at 12:47 PM, immamac said:
Done for you guys.
Muchas
Garcia'svatos
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I've used it a couple of times with no issues.
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On 4/13/2018 at 8:16 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:
Watching the odometer on my daily driver make palindromes like 192291 or repeating combos like 192192. I sometimes pull over and admire it for awhile. Maybe take a picture. Makes me smile.
I get ragey when I have been looking forward to an upcoming event and get distracted by something on the radio or actual driving duties and miss it. 192291 will be on the way home today.
Wholly smokes, other than myself, you are the first one I've found that does that. Don't know why, but it's strangely safisfying.
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14 minutes ago, mapplewhite132 said:
I honestly thought I'd killed the guy when it first happened. It was a really awful deal.
My pregnant wife was in the front seat, and we lost the baby as a result.
12 minutes ago, Shenanigans said:Holy shit, I'm so sorry man, that is terrible.
Damn, that's a tough pill to swallow. Hope you both recover from the mental and emotional anguish without a hitch.
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15 hours ago, mapplewhite132 said:
I actually never spoke to him because I was worried I'd lose my temper and hit him. It was satisfying seeing the cops take him to jail for reckless driving after watching the dash cam footage.
It's hard to believe that he wasn't seriously injured as it looked like you nailed him directly in the drivers door.
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1 hour ago, 'stache said:
What. The. Fuck. There has to be more to this. Will they actually investigate? So many questions. Bottom line, someone wanted this guy dead and this cop was the person assigned to the job. There’s not a chance in hell this is an accident.
Seems like lady ossifer may have been raiding samples from the evidence room.
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Colonoscopy
in Lulz
10 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:i had 9+ inches of colon removed 2 years ago due to a colovesical fistula (look it up...suffice it to say i was passing solid waste through my bladder and urethra, and even farting out my chonson...which is a fairly badass party trick, but i digress). anyway, multiple colonoscopies and cystoscopes before surgery. and with that past experience, i’ll say this...
y’all are doing it wrong.
the 24 hours before the purge you should be eating the most vile shit known to man: sardines packed in oil, potted meat, balut, 3 year old Wolf Brand chili, Pancho’s buffet...all of it...so you can just fuck your entire house up. buy a separate insurance rider on your toilet and total that fucker. i did and that day is now the stuff of legends.
rule your roost, gentlemen.Dayum, I got the shits just reading that menu.
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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
The only sex partners he won’t let down
Or tell him "hell no".
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On 9/5/2018 at 1:33 PM, Bruh Man said:
Herman really needs to nip this shit in the bud now. Don't want all this losing affecting the psyche of the '18 class. They look like a promising group but so did the earlier classes before they got contaminated with all the losing.
"Losing is a disease, as contagious as syphilis or small pox, it must not be allowed to propagate or spread".
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13 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:
From one of the comments-
That's almost certainly a gas fume buildup, which is something that should be warned about when you rent or buy a jet ski. The engine compartment of a jet ski can allow the buildup of fumes if it's left sitting unused in hot weather for an extended period of time or if the fuel tank is over filled. Any spark in the engine compartment can result in the ignition of these fumes, which is what happened here. You're supposed to open the compartment and let it air out for about 15 minutes before trying to start it up.
That's where I'd place my bet. I've owned several jet-ski's by different manufacturers over the years, and what I don't understand it that the fumes build up very strong and you CAN SMELL THEM EASILY. Why people don't open them up and air them up prior to operation amazes the hell out of me. Terribly stupid and careless or they have a subconscious death wish.
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19 hours ago, crash_davis said:
holy shit. cannot be unseen. do NOT google "draining synthol".
Dammit, should have listened to you.
Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
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On acid...