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SHOOTER12

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  1. 2 hours ago, Forty Acres said:

    Yesterday was a perfect result for A&MPosted on 9/23/18 at 3:44 pm
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    Show continued progress under Jimbo, prove we can stop the run, but have a result that will hopefully continue the SEC’s national reputation as the top conference. Whether we like it or not, Bama represents all of us and we need them to continue carrying the flag.

    Fucking losers

     

    The BEST, ALL ENCOMPASSING thread demonstrating aggy lunacy I've ever read.

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  2. 1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

    A bunch of buddies and me left UT after our freshman year for a trip to Costa Rica. After bumbling around the country for a week, we took a small plane to Golfito and were supposed to meet some guy with a truck to get to some guy's farm on the coast for some reason. That's about as well-planned as the trip was. We pile into the back of his small Izuzu pickup for the 3 hour ride to the farm. We head straight into the jungle and after about 2 hours the skies just opened up. Nightfall, tearing through the jungle, sheets of rain but covered by the camper top. All of a sudden the dumbass driver slams right into a raging flash flooded river. Immediately the truck bolts 90 degrees and we go headfirst down the river in the truck. We all ditch the truck as the camper top fills with water and try our best to get to the riverbank, clutching at logs or anything to get us to the side. It's pitch black; the only thing visible, save for a few fading lights on the truck, is when lightning would flash. I vividly remember seeing my buddy holding on to the truck's windshield wiper at the flash of lightning, water covering him up as we bobbled down the river. Somehow we all made it to the bank in one piece. Truck and all of our gear, food, etc was either trashed or floated downstream. We managed to find a farmer's house not too far away who put us put us up for the night in his barn's attic. Amazing that we all lived.

    So the foreign version of the farmers daughter story eh?

  3. On 5/22/2018 at 11:22 AM, JimmyHoffa said:

    Just make sure to get your seed checked a second time. I know of a handful of guys that have a kid because they didn't. 

    This ^^^right^^^here^^^

    You can add me to that list of guys.

  4. On 9/18/2018 at 9:37 AM, Moby Ric said:

    I am one of those who just is uncomfortable in the Dentist chair.  I have no issues with my teeth, but I have to down a xanax before I go or I will be in a bad place.

    Same here, I've got 15 dental appointments next week....can you loan me a few?

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