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Posts posted by SHOOTER12
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On 9/12/2018 at 6:57 AM, Trey3216 said:
I was about 14. Threw my turkey leg at the tv, at my Granddad’s house. That was a big no-no. I found out real quick
Well, if you stop skipping leg day you wouldn't have turkey legs.
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On 9/11/2018 at 12:14 PM, TheFlagship said:
I learned a long time ago if I'm so drunk I'm not steady on my feet that I'm not going to do a very good Bruce Lee impersonation.
TLDR.. don't fight drunk
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36 hours. I was 28yo, never ever again
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On 9/14/2018 at 4:23 PM, immamac said:
Fellow assholes,
We've heard some requests for shirts and other swag and I wanted to start a thread for the discussion. Currently we have a poster TreatyOak who has been gracious enough to design a logo from scratch and offer it up for our first shirt design. Want to get some feedback and gauge interest in what kinds of swag people want, below you will find our first crack at some tees in 2 different colors. Also do we want something as far as lettering on the back?
Should we do baseball caps? Womens Tees? What other concepts would y'all like to see?
Damn, I'll take one of each.
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On 9/11/2018 at 11:56 PM, akhornfan said:
Well - you assholes couldn’t keep your mouth shut so you got me banned.
The comment was pretty hilarious though. . .
You have been banned for the following reason: troll fom [sic] scat site.
Can’t even remember that they’re the scat site?
This is why we can't have nice things
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Derka Goo = Humperdoo
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On 9/11/2018 at 12:47 PM, immamac said:
Done for you guys.
Muchas
Garcia'svatos
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I've used it a couple of times with no issues.
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On 4/13/2018 at 8:16 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:
Watching the odometer on my daily driver make palindromes like 192291 or repeating combos like 192192. I sometimes pull over and admire it for awhile. Maybe take a picture. Makes me smile.
I get ragey when I have been looking forward to an upcoming event and get distracted by something on the radio or actual driving duties and miss it. 192291 will be on the way home today.
Wholly smokes, other than myself, you are the first one I've found that does that. Don't know why, but it's strangely safisfying.
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14 minutes ago, mapplewhite132 said:
I honestly thought I'd killed the guy when it first happened. It was a really awful deal.
My pregnant wife was in the front seat, and we lost the baby as a result.
12 minutes ago, Shenanigans said:Holy shit, I'm so sorry man, that is terrible.
Damn, that's a tough pill to swallow. Hope you both recover from the mental and emotional anguish without a hitch.
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15 hours ago, mapplewhite132 said:
I actually never spoke to him because I was worried I'd lose my temper and hit him. It was satisfying seeing the cops take him to jail for reckless driving after watching the dash cam footage.
It's hard to believe that he wasn't seriously injured as it looked like you nailed him directly in the drivers door.
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1 hour ago, 'stache said:
What. The. Fuck. There has to be more to this. Will they actually investigate? So many questions. Bottom line, someone wanted this guy dead and this cop was the person assigned to the job. There’s not a chance in hell this is an accident.
Seems like lady ossifer may have been raiding samples from the evidence room.
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Colonoscopy
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10 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:i had 9+ inches of colon removed 2 years ago due to a colovesical fistula (look it up...suffice it to say i was passing solid waste through my bladder and urethra, and even farting out my chonson...which is a fairly badass party trick, but i digress). anyway, multiple colonoscopies and cystoscopes before surgery. and with that past experience, i’ll say this...
y’all are doing it wrong.
the 24 hours before the purge you should be eating the most vile shit known to man: sardines packed in oil, potted meat, balut, 3 year old Wolf Brand chili, Pancho’s buffet...all of it...so you can just fuck your entire house up. buy a separate insurance rider on your toilet and total that fucker. i did and that day is now the stuff of legends.
rule your roost, gentlemen.Dayum, I got the shits just reading that menu.
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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
The only sex partners he won’t let down
Or tell him "hell no".
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On 9/5/2018 at 1:33 PM, Bruh Man said:
Herman really needs to nip this shit in the bud now. Don't want all this losing affecting the psyche of the '18 class. They look like a promising group but so did the earlier classes before they got contaminated with all the losing.
"Losing is a disease, as contagious as syphilis or small pox, it must not be allowed to propagate or spread".
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13 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:
From one of the comments-
That's almost certainly a gas fume buildup, which is something that should be warned about when you rent or buy a jet ski. The engine compartment of a jet ski can allow the buildup of fumes if it's left sitting unused in hot weather for an extended period of time or if the fuel tank is over filled. Any spark in the engine compartment can result in the ignition of these fumes, which is what happened here. You're supposed to open the compartment and let it air out for about 15 minutes before trying to start it up.
That's where I'd place my bet. I've owned several jet-ski's by different manufacturers over the years, and what I don't understand it that the fumes build up very strong and you CAN SMELL THEM EASILY. Why people don't open them up and air them up prior to operation amazes the hell out of me. Terribly stupid and careless or they have a subconscious death wish.
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19 hours ago, crash_davis said:
holy shit. cannot be unseen. do NOT google "draining synthol".
Dammit, should have listened to you.
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19 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:
anyone try the lawn and garden edition? Just ordered
Been fighting myself over buying one of these things, so I just pulled the trigger on it. It sounds like it would be a blast, and probably better than shooting the neighbors and their cattle with an AR....like I've heard of others doing😎
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8 hours ago, 3adays said:
Why did he run up on the vehicle like that? I would have at least unloaded my clip on it.
Paper clip? Money clip? clip on tie? What ees dis cleep you spik of?
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13 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:
Have you read the football board lately?
Yes, but haven't noticed any sewercides yet thank God.
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On 9/1/2018 at 8:45 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:
I was already not in the mood and then...
SIL comes home from work during the last 10 mins of the Penn St game and proceeds to yap for 45 godamn straight minutes. She's staying with us for a few weeks until she can get into the house she closed on last week. I've told my wife that she needs to talk to her about this. Every, single fucking time I get a couple of minutes alone with my wife to watch one of our shows or somesuch, here comes gdamn SIL to yap about a bunch of stupid shit. Every. Fucking. Time.
Bet she can't talk with her mouth full.
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On 8/30/2018 at 9:10 AM, Litig8r said:
When you email a document in an editable format like, WORD, and somebody with WORD, sends back an email requesting you make "the following changes" to the fucking document, rather than just fucking doing it. The first way always ends up, with "you didn't change it the way I wanted it changed"...
...or when someone sends you an email with a locked pdf document and asks you to make changes..arrrgggghhhh
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25 minutes ago, Lobo said:
excite.com emails still work. It's Lycos that shut down the email, IIRC. Those were the days. Still remember using those sites and altavista in PCL in the mid 90's to try and shortcut having to haul my ass upstairs to the stacks to do real research.
That's amazing. I remember the first time MrsShooter saw "Excite.com" she immediately thought I was cruising for pron. Nope, not computer literate...thinks puters and intertrons are the debil.
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Actually, "tart" was...in about .3 seconds.