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Posts posted by SHOOTER12
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I don't know why the title of this thread cracks me up. What does it look like when immamac runs wild? What is that exactly? Is it like the character from The Simpsons frantically running in high speed circles. We need video and/or tiny movies of this phenomenon.
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20 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:22 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:I've been wiping my own ass successfully for over 50 years. I'm really good at it. Until yesterday.
So I'm finished, and I get some toilet paper folded in my hand, then somewhere along the journey it drops into the toilet. I don't notice that finer detail until my first wipe results in fudge-dipped fingers. I somehow managed to finish wiping and get my pants up and zipped with one hand.
Spare me the bidet recommendations or early-onset dementia diagnosis. I just needed to come clean.You should get a bidet and change your life
Holey shit.....
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They had a record number of posts yesterday...all by one poster, and 1 post by blofo.
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Just now, Hanrahan said:
I vote fuck yourself.
Now? In front of everyone?
Kinky.....
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2 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:
I was the moderator that deleted the thread, so if you have an issue with it you can send me a pm or go fuck yourself with a rusty spoon.
Freaking liar, I WAS THE ONE WHO DELETED IT! I DEMAND CREDIT!
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Picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.....
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Fiddlesticks, I'm afraid to, but here goes.
Texas-48
Tulsca_24
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On 8/31/2018 at 7:09 PM, williemackgarza said:
So they ran out of coffin?
Or ran out of hole?
What the fuck they do with the bitch in the coffin?
Throw here in a dumpster?They somehow "lubricated" the dog where she would slide on down in the undersized hole.
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11 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:
Wait, Ingram was pulled b/c he didn't hug a lineman after his score? Is my sarcasm meter broken?
If true, fire his mensa ass now....JFC
8 minutes ago, PilotsError said:it's not true
I was about to get triggered if he had been pulled for that....who am I kidding, I'm still triggered from Saturdays' tomfoolery.
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On 9/2/2018 at 2:42 PM, Armybrat said:
Dumb old coot - looked like attempted suicide by crazy bitch.
Lulz, a new GOOD one...SBB, Suicide By Bitch
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On 9/2/2018 at 1:00 PM, bob in houston said:
1. immamac did not delete the threads, I did
2. I did because they were all about you derka, and threads about you do not belong in the football board. if you want to discuss derka you are free to do so in the board discussion forum but not the football forum
3. 52-80 was banned for a day, the normal banning for a first offense.
4. derka you are a petulant child that really needs to realize this is a message board to discuss UT football and not the fucking Supreme Court. Nothing here really fucking matters. The sooner you realize that the better off you will be. Getting a couple of your threads deleted is not the fucking end of the world. This place is people sitting around talking about UT football and not something that's going to end world hunger or bring peace to the middle east. Fucking learn to walk away.
On 9/2/2018 at 9:02 PM, Goo Punch said:there was no drama. i started a thread, tons of people were replying, and immamac deleted it. i started it again, a bunch of people called out immamac, and he again deleted the thread. repeat x2. then wild turkey started the exact same thread and immamac kept it up. and again, 5280 told me to OD on my pills and die, which was ignored by the mods.
one of two things happened: immamac continued to pull his typical shit with me, and i'm that case nobody here should stand for an aggie mod who deletes threads and bans people/doesn't ban people based on personal feelings.
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blacklab, who has his head up Sam Ehlinger's ass because his kids look up to him and he's Westlake's hero and favorite son, became what he hated- katy agnor- and went 100% petty and childish and just decided that i didn't get to start the thread and that i also am exempt from the death wish rule.
eirher way way it's completely stupid, and it's 100% hornfans. pathetic.
Sheesh, even after BIH clarified who deleted the thread you still don't get it, and there were 3 opportunities to do so. Quit taking everything so personally and stop blaming those who are not at fault. Also, attacking the mods is a very bold strategy, let's see how that works out Cotton.
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7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:
You lived to see Vince. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
..and. Colt, loved that kid.
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"if you haven't noticed my initials are CDC, as in Center for Disease Control. Right now you are a disease that is killing this program, you either cure it immediately or I will eradicate you permanently".
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2 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:
My professional recommendations:
1. Get the pacer, as planned
2. Learn to do deep breathing exercises; excellent for almost immediate stress relief in really bad situations (patient coding in ER, on the battlefield, etc)
3. Turn off the fucking TV on Saturdays this fall
100 percent on the deep breathing. I've been working on that and it has been very helpful.
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7 hours ago, bschoolprof said:
Any dipshit fan can tell we suck. It takes Mensa to tell us why.
I keep seeing the Mensa crap. Where in the hell did this come from? Was there a typographical error in the beginning where it was cut off when it should have meant menstrual pad? Because his coaching is definitely on the rag and covered in blood.
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Voted wait to see how this season plays out due to the fact that I'm fatalistically optimistic. Well f***
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25 minutes ago, Treefidy said:
As a Texas fan, what are the signs you need one? Asking for a friend.
Good luck, seriously.
I had heart failure back in 2005. In a somewhat good recovery although I wound up with Afib out of it. Had a heart attack last November in the doctors have been pushing for either a defibrillator or pacemaker even prior to that. The afib is got to the point where I can feel it continually like something's about to bust out of my chest and why bit for the shortness of breath on a pretty regular basis if I get stressed or excited. Last time I went to the cardiologist few months ago he said the defibrillator at this point would do no good and if they were going to want to do a biventricular pacemaker which they felt would be very beneficial. Hoping and praying for the best.
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Just now, texaslong said:
Damn. Hope everything goes well for you.
Thanks brother...
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1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:
Jesus Christ, if I weren't sick before I damn sure am now thinking about that stretch Fark
I go in for my pacemaker procedure next Monday. I hope Tom Herman & Company don't kill my ass before then. There were a couple times during the games I had to turn the damn thing off and go back and watch bits and pieces of it on DVR. Absolutely sickening. It would be nice to see the horns on top one last time before I go to the Happy Hunting Ground although I'm not holding my freaking breath
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On 9/1/2018 at 11:54 AM, 6th Street said:
That 4 game stretch of USC-TCU-OU-KSU should be fun. Could be 4 blowouts in a row
Jesus Christ, if I weren't sick before I damn sure am now thinking about that stretch Fark
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From the bowels of Thunderdome...
FIGHT
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Just one of the nuggets of "wisdom" from aggy at sec rant
QuoteJimbo should know better to let this be this way all season long. Maybe just trying to get people to think they are that bad? Wait until next week.
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2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:
It amazes me just how stupid aggys really are. Texags bringing the postgame laughs.
...and page gone already, them aggy be fast with deletions.
Those Russian Teens Are Crazy About Video Games.
in Daily Texan
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Dang, we think we have trouble when the Horns lose? This kid took losing worse than any of us ever will....at least I hope. I will say he was a tough little sob.
Russian police are investigating claims a boy beheaded himself with a chainsaw after losing at a computer game.
According to reports Pavel Mateev, 15, went into his yard Monday morning before he “switched on a chainsaw and sawed off his own head.”
Russian media cited local sources saying that he was addicted to a computer game that his single mother had bought for him.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/09/05/boy-15-beheaded-himself-with-chainsaw-after-losing-computer-game-reports.html