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Slacks

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  1. I know they have a bunch of people out, but damn.
  2. This is the worst Ravens defense I can remember seeing. I don't see how they make the playoffs with this defense.
  3. Gus Malzahn will have a HC job again.
  4. Put 50 on the hoes.
  5. I mean... He can stop fumbling. I don't think Mr. Lincoln has a shot at recovering.
  6. He *should* hold on to the ball. And I agree, aside from fumbles, he could be a starter.
  7. He looked at the metrics he had in the previous kicker and said, "fuck it, his name is Shipley. That will get me a pass if it doesn't work out. Can't be worse."
  8. Jeff Traylor gonna get paid. Not happening
  9. I'm considering a nap right now
  10. I want to see the Texas offense look like this against Ark.
  11. Arkansas is getting smashed
  12. Yes, but if it went down field, they'd have to stay at the LOS.
  13. Along the freeway you can forget it... and until Spring and Aldine ISDs gets more business tax base, there won't be a lot of change. New stuff will get built on fields, but it will be new stuff near old stuff that isn't being updated. My mother lives on the western edge of greenspoint and my aunt lives in the heart of apartment land. It's going to suck for a while.
  14. Waaaaay too many apartments. No grocery stores. It's gonna be a minute. Acres Homes is just getting started.
  15. Slacks

    Shit My Kid Says

    This just bought tears to my eyes. I am 99.9% sure that when I'm dying, I'm going to think of (among other things) this thread and these dudes being little dudes. This is my favorite internet thread of all time. I can't wait to see Doomlet live, because there is almost no way he isn't going to be some kind of stand up comedian.
  16. I like this one. One horn goes one way. The other horn goes the other way... and this guy's sayin, "Whaddya want from me?"
  17. Shit is pricey from Sud, though...
  18. Man... I went to hang out with some catlle dudes my dad knows. My goal was just to shoot guns on their land... I worked my ass off all day feeding and moving cattle, shot zero, and got a hamburger for the 2 hour ride home. Fuck them and Nolan Ryan.
  19. Shit on blast did not originate here... We're just lame af.
  20. Bro. You are blonde as fuck.
  21. over the course of the last two years, I noticed the cattle along i-10 between El Paso and Las cruces have disappeared. It's somewhat eerie. I thought about boots, when I should have been thinking about burgers and brisket. I know one cattle farmer in Mexia, but haven't spoken to him in a couple years. I might get his opinion on this.
  22. Who came up with your mom?
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