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Slacks

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  1. Bro. It's game 3/162. It's not even April. You cannot be serious
  2. What do you drink, smoke, ingest? I want avoid it.
  3. Ring me up in not March. And go look at the last 5 years of threads on this... The meltdown starts in April. Runs through mid May then things become ok... Astros fans are Aggyv roller coaster in reverse
  4. Neighbor, what are you taking about?
  5. Got lucky on the foul pitch to Soto.
  6. I'm on the road. I'm gonna try a $6 ticket soon.
  7. You're early, Bro. You have a whole month to panic unnecessarily. Bitch fuck shit
  8. Warming up the engine. I'll allow it.
  9. You know what happens on Monday, right?
  10. Definitely sarcasm. I approve of drunken backyard crawfish boil, minus the lack of an invite, of course.
  11. I had a Gamblers T-shirt. Someone stole it. I have Roughnecks gear that has not yet disappeared. I would have been happy with either. Just glad to have Spring ball.
  12. For one you now have to register as an adult (in Texas) to see.
  13. Jalen Green wants his trade value to be high, amirite?
  14. Yes. What have I missed? The whole slavery destined thing is slightly concerning.
  15. Amen Thompson rookie Altitude Oxygen Management, perhaps?
  16. Alina can get it.
  17. Are you telling me you don't do the spiral dance when the bidet is spraying?
  18. I've been trying to tell y'all... This is the reason black people don't swim. Black women don't want their hair fucked up, so they avoid the pool. If women avoid the pool, not as many men in the pool. Go to Miami, grab a copy of Financial Times, and go hang out at the pool at Fountainbleu... Dudes in the water. Women near, but not in.
  19. Facts. I love falling asleep to David Attenborough and some animals being animals.
  20. This statement is impossible to believe. I'm not saying it's not correct, I just can't believe it was said about Texas Football.
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