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Gut Wagon

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  1. Nice hypothetical, Looch. Of course, we'll never know. What we CAN say is that the "ball-knowing burnt-orange fan" enjoyed that road win over a wannabe rival whose own HC says we "physically annihilated." Thanks for playing.
  2. I'm personally a fan of this one: https://texags.com/s/19089/coming-soon-on-an-island-being-brandon-jones
  3. And here the Dawg press tries to come across as journalistically pure while still finding a way to hint that Texas bought Atkinson. After all, we bought Terry. https://www.dawgnation.com/football/cj-allen-anthony-hill-help-illustrate-choice-that-5-star-lb-tyler-atkinson-made-with-his-commitment/NKEKLDUYSZENPNUPTZBWIXFBEI/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwLmCTJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHi4Lw6R4VY0A7iBhi3zVjy1kwZorwVfDL5u3Xy6bQ8tui_KQJ7UE90-lZwyH_aem_rmivDaEggSrd32R2YhKzpw
  4. For aggy, "breaking tradition" might simply mean they won a game.
  5. Print, frame and hang this where it belongs: in the Louvre.
  6. How about pizzazz? Plenty of that in Texas recruiting this week.
  7. How much wood could a Sawchuk saw if a Sawchuk could saw wood?
  8. Ah, yes, our highly illegal class of 2022. I wouldn't doubt aggy believes a tu operative poisoned Cristobal's mom in Florida so he'd leave Oregon abruptly for Miami and thus hand us Banks and Williams. It's a shame that even with such nefarious moves we still assembled no better than the No. 5 class while Jimbo was being as pure as the driven snow in signing CFB's "best class evar."
  9. Not sure what the numbers say, but just watching matches I always felt we had too many miscues by Akana. Don't mean to bash her, just making a casual observation. I'm eager to see how her replacement does.
  10. What a haphazard collection of athletic ability. Sin City is now The Island of Misfit Toys.
  11. Yeah, if our guy really had an empathetic bone in his body, he'd have gone with the initials of those heroic bonfire builders instead. Don't understand how he could be so callous as to tip his hat to some sleeping 8-year-olds while ignoring reckless college kids who died before he was born. Shame on him. Can't wait for our guys to again dismantle these petulant dorks in November. Although I'm sure several other teams will have done so long before then.
  12. Copium is in extremely high demand here in Georgia today. It's hilarious to see Dawg Nation try to spin getting spanked by "Texas oil money" on two elite prospects...and for it to have gone down during SEC media days roughly an hour from UGA's campus. Atkinson was sufficiently awesome news, but Johnson is indeed the chef's kiss.
  13. JJ in da house? That's a beautiful bow on a beautiful day. He's a real dude.
  14. This news, it is good. I mean, assuming you believe sideline-to-sideline tackling machines are helpful on defense.
  15. Ha. I was going to say something about the pendulum now swinging quickly in recruiting for both sports but figured I'd first ask you hardcores if this draft is leaving us thinner than had been assumed. I've been reading how much better we were going to be with the guys who got picked today. I don't know the portal setup for fall and thus am unsure about our ability to reload again before 2026 gets here.
  16. Going from loaded to scrambling in under 24 hours seems to be the opposite of gruntling...anticipated or not. I sure hope our SEC brethren are in the same boat, but I don't know that.
  17. Looks like a guaranteed Texas win. Same way aggy views its spring football game.
  18. Even if we somehow pull the upset and get Prothro today, it will stretch the notion of having picked up a TE. Dude seems like a hybrid receiver, and he evidently expects to leave real blocking to others. But that's Sark's business to sort out, should we beat everyone for the kid. I'm more curious about the bunch of TEs already in the room. It would seem hard to keep Townsend's talent off the field, and Winston has impressed the staff already. Then there's Washington, who has potential when healthy. If Endries doesn't go pro in 2026, I'll be surprised if all these other guys finish at Texas.
  19. Buncha Debbie Downers need to sack up. We're Texas.
  20. Hoping Matthews somehow would walk so we could get Trammell up with men on is a sobering realization of our abject suckitude. It's simply not an MLB lineup.
  21. Tell me again why Walker bats ahead of Diaz.
  22. Guess we pulled that Smoke wagon and saw what happened.
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