Everything posted by tokamak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The Athletic's mathematical model has the Cowboys at 98% to make the playoffs if they win out. If they go 4-1, it's in the neighborhood of 50%, depending on who the loss is to. Losing to Detroit this week is the worst scenario. If the Cowboys finish 3-2 or worse, it's over.
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2025 paid Surly FF League - It's happening. Draft tonight at 10:30 ET/9:30 CT
Exciting final week coming up. Six teams alive for 3 playoff spots. Four of the six playing each other.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!
tOSU also went out and bought the best defensive player in college football off another blue blood's roster
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
At least they’re consistent. They were big mad at Joe Biden that he didn’t wave his magic president wand and lower the price of everything. Now same deal for Trump. I have some really bad news for them about the next guy (or gal).
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Narrator: 9-3 Texas did not, in fact, reach the playoffs.
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2025 Random Games thread
Nothing but chalk today
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2025 Random Games thread
Womp womp
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2025 Random Games thread
You’re not saying much. There’s cities in Somalia that are more pleasant than Baton Rouge.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
And my wife will be mad if Margot Robbie shows up at the house to fuck me. What’s your point?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
The scenarios are complicated but I don’t think we’re getting the help we needed in the ACC today. Two ACC bids (champ + at large Miami) is very bad for us.
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welcome to the 40 acres (4* - 2026 DL) JAMARIAN CARLTON. HOOK'EM!
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Agree that as of right now it does not look good. C’est la vie.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Yeah I saw that video of him soaking it in, too. Now I’m confused on his eligibility status.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
A couple things that have already been touched on but should be reiterated because they keep coming up: 1) we should be rooting for chaos in the ACC to get Miami into the CCG. That way they either win and get the sole ACC bid, or collect a 3rd loss. 2) we need Tech to win the Big 12 and get the autobid because they’re in anyway. The Big 12 taking two spots would be very bad for us.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
BYU beating Tech in the Big 12 CCG would be a nightmare scenario for us, no?- 2026 Midterms ...
I think older Indians in particular are surprisingly Trumpy. And lol at Nehls’ announcement. Make sure to throw in that completely pointless mention of Trump.- Ethan Burke
He made some money this year for sure.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
The IOL doesn’t even need to be future first rounders. Just solid dudes that set a floor. Parker Braun types.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That’s the hope. Our team is set up to compete next year but we have to completely remake the OL. Campbell and Hutson are gone. Robertson is mediocre at best. And this may qualify as a hot take, but we could use a tackle to push Baker and Goosby. Those guys looked OK in comparison to the interior, but neither one is exactly Kelvin Banks out there. The in house options are fucking grim. Stroh is literally the only guy with significant experience and…yuck. Trotting Arch out in his contract year behind a starting IOL of Stroh, Cruz, and Kibble ain’t gonna cut it.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This is a good point on Michigan that I haven’t seen discussed before. If they lose but hang tough today they’ll still be in the beauty contest, which we absolutely don’t need. Committee might be tempted to balance out the numbers of SEC and B1G teams.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
If the algorithm is sort by number of loses and take the top 12, that’s fine I guess but they should just say that so everyone can schedule accordingly.- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
TBH we probably should have tried to put 7 more on aggy there at the end- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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