Everything posted by tokamak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
lol that dudes name is Yankoff
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Fire Kyle Flood
I need to rewatch but am I mistaken in thinking that even Goosby and Baker were getting put on skates regularly yesterday? Seemed like the pocket was collapsing very quickly. Kentucky and Florida both just looked so much more physical than us. It’s like there’s an S&C failure happening, too.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
I had some hopes that Justin Fields would be one of those guys that sucks in real life but puts up decent fantasy numbers. Turns out he actually just sucks in both worlds.
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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All things SNL
It was the cold open, and yes it was dumb. decent episode imo. I liked the stupid Frankenstein video at the end too
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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2025 Random Games thread
That FSU win over Bama gets more and more weird every week
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All things SNL
I’ve yet to hear a Sabrina Carpenter song that does anything for me, but her performing in her undies does not suck.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
We’re looking at moving their World Cup games actually
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All things SNL
lol @ the pussy neck pillow. Mikey day is crushing this
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All things SNL
Ok the plans trailer was pretty good
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2025 Random Games thread
I feel jealous any time I see any offense make any sort of play. Why can’t we have that?
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- So about that ou win…
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Maybe new university president Stephen Miller will hire a good football coach
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Kentucky - 6:00pm on ESPN
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NFL Fans going goon not going away
lol at the dude in the orange shirt on the far left of the video at the very beginning. “Fuck this im just trying to go eat these nachos” do people not tie their shoes anymore? Where’s the frat kid’s bros? Theyre just gonna let him get jumped like that?
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Shohei Ohtani
Essentially Ohtani and 8 random Surly posters could've beaten the Brewers last night. He's so insane. We're really privileged to be watching the guy.
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Emailed this morning to say Mrs. tokamak and I will never donate another cent if UT signs. I'm sure they don't give a fuck, but it's all we can do.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
At the start of this cycle we were all like "which OL are we going to have to turn away??? would we take 7???"
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Both Gregggg and Poch seem to really like Roldan as a glue guy on the team. By all accounts, he's a mature leader and team-first type guy. I don't expect that he'll be playing much, if any. It doesn't bother me. I could definitely see Cardoso on the roster if he's healthy and in form next summer. I don't see what LDLT brings, though. The Athletic (there's a whole writeup on that roster that I didn't post) mentions Zimmerman as a guy that they could put in for the final minutes if protecting a lead and wanting to bunker. Pepi just cannot seem to stay healthy. It sucks, but it is what it is at this point. LDLT, Cardoso, McGlynn are all listed as "in consideration" by The Athletic (along with several others including Scally, CCV, Berhalter, Reyna, and Sargent). Personally, I'm the leader of the Surly Yunus Musah Fan Club, but I'm not seeing it at the moment. Seems like he has a lot of work to do. Looks like Atalanta has just been using him as a late game sub.