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tokamak

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Everything posted by tokamak

  1. I need to rewatch but am I mistaken in thinking that even Goosby and Baker were getting put on skates regularly yesterday? Seemed like the pocket was collapsing very quickly. Kentucky and Florida both just looked so much more physical than us. It’s like there’s an S&C failure happening, too.
  2. I had some hopes that Justin Fields would be one of those guys that sucks in real life but puts up decent fantasy numbers. Turns out he actually just sucks in both worlds.
  3. What I don’t understand is that our OL is dog shit but we don’t seem to be trying to scheme around that weakness. Our strategy seems to be to just keep on doing the same things and hope they magically get better so we can actually execute.
  4. It was the cold open, and yes it was dumb. decent episode imo. I liked the stupid Frankenstein video at the end too
  5. Sark likes to watch other teams fuck his offense
  6. That FSU win over Bama gets more and more weird every week
  7. I’ve yet to hear a Sabrina Carpenter song that does anything for me, but her performing in her undies does not suck.
  8. We’re looking at moving their World Cup games actually
  9. lol @ the pussy neck pillow. Mikey day is crushing this
  10. Ok the plans trailer was pretty good
  11. I feel jealous any time I see any offense make any sort of play. Why can’t we have that?
  12. There were at least 3 plays where the ball wasn’t in the TV frame. Absolute shit coverage.
  13. ou sucks
  14. I was thinking the same thing. 2025 Cowboys require perfect play from Dak to have a chance to win any given week. Same for Texas and the defense.
  15. Dude. Kentucky scored 13 points. They didn’t score in OT, which is the only thing that allowed us to win the game. What more do you want?
  16. Maybe new university president Stephen Miller will hire a good football coach
  17. All these missed fumbles are going to make a great excuse on Monday.
  18. Why does Sark always just stand around looking sad? Fucking do something, man.
  19. This is fucking sad
  20. lol at the dude in the orange shirt on the far left of the video at the very beginning. “Fuck this im just trying to go eat these nachos” do people not tie their shoes anymore? Where’s the frat kid’s bros? Theyre just gonna let him get jumped like that?
  21. Essentially Ohtani and 8 random Surly posters could've beaten the Brewers last night. He's so insane. We're really privileged to be watching the guy.
  22. Emailed this morning to say Mrs. tokamak and I will never donate another cent if UT signs. I'm sure they don't give a fuck, but it's all we can do.
  23. At the start of this cycle we were all like "which OL are we going to have to turn away??? would we take 7???"
  24. Both Gregggg and Poch seem to really like Roldan as a glue guy on the team. By all accounts, he's a mature leader and team-first type guy. I don't expect that he'll be playing much, if any. It doesn't bother me. I could definitely see Cardoso on the roster if he's healthy and in form next summer. I don't see what LDLT brings, though. The Athletic (there's a whole writeup on that roster that I didn't post) mentions Zimmerman as a guy that they could put in for the final minutes if protecting a lead and wanting to bunker. Pepi just cannot seem to stay healthy. It sucks, but it is what it is at this point. LDLT, Cardoso, McGlynn are all listed as "in consideration" by The Athletic (along with several others including Scally, CCV, Berhalter, Reyna, and Sargent). Personally, I'm the leader of the Surly Yunus Musah Fan Club, but I'm not seeing it at the moment. Seems like he has a lot of work to do. Looks like Atalanta has just been using him as a late game sub.
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