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tokamak

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Everything posted by tokamak

  1. I've kind of come around to the idea that the Cowboys should re-sign Pickens. I mean, in a rational world, no, it makes no sense to have that much money tied up in 2 receivers when the defense needs so much help. But in the actual world that we live in, Jerruh is going to plead poverty when it comes time to sign free agents anyway, so we might as well have a fun offense. To put it another way, we can spend $30m and have Pickens, or we can spend like $6m on one year deals for past their prime defensive veterans while Jerry spends the other $24m on an Olympic swimming pool full of Johnny Blue. Neither one gets us any closer to the Super Bowl, but I know which one is more entertaining for me as a fan to watch.
  2. I went ahead and registered for this draw too. Ain't no way us little people are getting tickets, though.
  3. You're putting way too much thought into this. It's just a concept/money laundering scheme like their dumb "linear city" or whatever.
  4. The children didn't vote for anything. (99.99% chance it's fake, though)
  5. Seeing this thread bumped is like the dreaded commitment thread bump in the recruiting forum.
  6. I heard them playing KPop Demon Hunters in the background at one point
  7. Went to bed during the 9th and woke up to the realization that I missed a whole 2nd baseball game lol
  8. He’s too good
  9. I haven't watched South Carolina this year but how is that even fucking possible? Are they going with an innovative 3 lineman formation?
  10. I'm looking for a QB. Threw out a bunch of offers this week but didn't get any action.
  11. Big fuck you to Jake Ferguson. Guy is an absolute bum. Fools gold so far this year.
  12. I need someone to talk me out of betting my entire net worth on Vandy +2.5. We’re giving points in this game???? That’s insane. Literally fucking insane.
  13. Basically any WR is a must start against the Cowboys.
  14. So how is the grift structured on this donation to service members? $100 each? Something fucky is going on with that.
  15. Tick tock tick tock tick tock
  16. We are acting like there is 12 minutes left on the clock
  17. We’ve got to be leading the country in false starts
  18. Did James Simon try to fuck Sark’s wife or something. Wisner and Baxter are slower and less shifty than I am, and I’m a middle aged dad.
  19. The Cowboys (this year) are at least bad in an entertaining way.
  20. You think we beat Arky? I’m not sure of that at all
  21. Question: were our $9.95ers straight up lying about everything this offseason, or are they just compete morons who don’t know anything about football? It has to be one of those two. This was the most sunshine-y offseason I can ever remember. Like, it was over the top.
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