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tokamak

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Everything posted by tokamak

  1. Big fuck you to Jake Ferguson. Guy is an absolute bum. Fools gold so far this year.
  2. I need someone to talk me out of betting my entire net worth on Vandy +2.5. We’re giving points in this game???? That’s insane. Literally fucking insane.
  3. Basically any WR is a must start against the Cowboys.
  4. So how is the grift structured on this donation to service members? $100 each? Something fucky is going on with that.
  5. Tick tock tick tock tick tock
  6. We are acting like there is 12 minutes left on the clock
  7. We’ve got to be leading the country in false starts
  8. Did James Simon try to fuck Sark’s wife or something. Wisner and Baxter are slower and less shifty than I am, and I’m a middle aged dad.
  9. The Cowboys (this year) are at least bad in an entertaining way.
  10. You think we beat Arky? I’m not sure of that at all
  11. Question: were our $9.95ers straight up lying about everything this offseason, or are they just compete morons who don’t know anything about football? It has to be one of those two. This was the most sunshine-y offseason I can ever remember. Like, it was over the top.
  12. All we had to do - ALL WE FUCKING HAD TO DO - was go get a couple of corn fed experienced IOL from fucking Temple or New Mexico or where the fuck ever. Not NFL prospects, just nasty guys that know what to do. They’d still get beat physically by Georgia but we’d be so much better off in general. And we wouldn’t fucking do it.
  13. It’s a carbon copy of last week. Not one facet of our offense looks acceptable.
  14. Well, not anymore. NFL executives have TVs
  15. I half expected Lebby to tell the sideline reporter, “damn they are not good”
  16. Why the fuck did we call a timeout here? Just let it run out after that shit
  17. I really hope it’s not Kiffin just so I don’t have to live through several years of you idiots misspelling his name. Jesus Christ, maybe we can find a coach named C-a-t Cat.
  18. I really like the guy, but you gotta think Turner's chance at being our #1 in meaningful games has probably passed at this point. It appears that his ceiling is like solid MLS starter and veteran #3 national team presence. There's worse fates. I think Poch is hoping that a young guy really bursts onto the scene between now and the WC, and if not, it'll be Freese. That didn't register for me at first but you're 100% right. He's been the straw that stirs the USMNT's drink for months on end now, and he's a key player for a top Bundesliga team. Unless he's hurt or inexplicably falls off, he HAS to start. If Poch is really serious about this 3 CB thing, I'd drop Dest, move Weah to RWB, and put Tillman in Weah's spot. Or just a one-for-one swap with Weah if you like Dest more.
  19. Well it was fun while it lasted with Quentin Johnston. He's droppable IMO after this.
  20. I'd never heard the dude's name until like 18 months ago and now he's every fucking where. Seems to have a real bad case of "I'm a billionaire so obviously I should always get everything I want" syndrome. Betcha he wants to be governor or something like that.
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