Everything posted by tokamak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I've kind of come around to the idea that the Cowboys should re-sign Pickens. I mean, in a rational world, no, it makes no sense to have that much money tied up in 2 receivers when the defense needs so much help. But in the actual world that we live in, Jerruh is going to plead poverty when it comes time to sign free agents anyway, so we might as well have a fun offense. To put it another way, we can spend $30m and have Pickens, or we can spend like $6m on one year deals for past their prime defensive veterans while Jerry spends the other $24m on an Olympic swimming pool full of Johnny Blue. Neither one gets us any closer to the Super Bowl, but I know which one is more entertaining for me as a fan to watch.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 1 - the host cities
I went ahead and registered for this draw too. Ain't no way us little people are getting tickets, though.
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2026 World Cup in North America: Step 1 - the host cities
You're putting way too much thought into this. It's just a concept/money laundering scheme like their dumb "linear city" or whatever.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The children didn't vote for anything. (99.99% chance it's fake, though)
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Will UT Bend the Knee?
Seeing this thread bumped is like the dreaded commitment thread bump in the recruiting forum.
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
I heard them playing KPop Demon Hunters in the background at one point
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
Went to bed during the 9th and woke up to the realization that I missed a whole 2nd baseball game lol
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
He’s too good
- Why Texas Stomps A Mudhole In Vanderbilt's Ass
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2025 paid Surly FF League - It's happening. Draft tonight at 10:30 ET/9:30 CT
I'm looking for a QB. Threw out a bunch of offers this week but didn't get any action.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Big fuck you to Jake Ferguson. Guy is an absolute bum. Fools gold so far this year.
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Do you believe in miracles?
I need someone to talk me out of betting my entire net worth on Vandy +2.5. We’re giving points in this game???? That’s insane. Literally fucking insane.
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2025 Self Gratifying Fantasy Football thread
Basically any WR is a must start against the Cowboys.
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Trump’s America
So how is the grift structured on this donation to service members? $100 each? Something fucky is going on with that.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Holy fuck
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Back breaker incoming
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
We are acting like there is 12 minutes left on the clock
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Slow guys?
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Well, fuck
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
We’ve got to be leading the country in false starts
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Did James Simon try to fuck Sark’s wife or something. Wisner and Baxter are slower and less shifty than I am, and I’m a middle aged dad.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
The Cowboys (this year) are at least bad in an entertaining way.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
You think we beat Arky? I’m not sure of that at all
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Question: were our $9.95ers straight up lying about everything this offseason, or are they just compete morons who don’t know anything about football? It has to be one of those two. This was the most sunshine-y offseason I can ever remember. Like, it was over the top.