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  1. If Nicole says it’s 38, I’m gonna trust it’s 38, because… if anybody would know…
  2. Somebody’s never played a prank on him while enjoying some Jack Links, and it shows
  3. Not gonna lie… I never would have seen the messed up letters on the shirts to realize it was ai had you not pointed out that it was ai. Probably won’t stop me from fathering some knuckle-children to that image.
  4. I was expecting a thread about the 50 dollars burning a hole in my pocket and South Austin’s mom.
  5. Shiiit… I felt that way about any of the Mexican ditch weed I was able to get my hands on way back in high school. A couple bong rips or a shared joint and I was a gelatinous potato the rest of the night. Never understood how friends could play sports or lift weights after smoking. Can’t imagine what modern day weed/edibles would do to me
  6. I’ve seen that video. You weren’t fooling anyone by tattooing a six inch ruler on your 3.5 inch penis
  7. That kid was born to say “Furk”
  8. You’ve been here more than long enough to know that anything that happens anywhere (but especially central Texas) is always roughly one degree of separation from surly… and on a totally unrelated note… that you don’t accept an invite from Nicole to hit up some bars on Rainey St.
  9. Plebs… I just hover my helicopter over my yard for a bit
  10. Cool fucking stories, you dorks. Wonder how many thousands of times they’ve bored the shit out of people while retelling those heroic tales at parties where the hosts regretted inviting them.
  11. Jazz Jars would be a top notch band name for a jazz band made up of self-aware 2%ers
  12. Huh. My dad used to always refer to me as a buckeye Oh…
  13. Wait… possibly their most “famous” actor grad is a dude who played a closeted redneck that got honeydicked and repeatedly raw-dogged by an openly gay FBI agent behind closed doors? So fitting.
  14. Aggy Pat is just following the Lucci/Looch44 method… manipulate the numbers and twist the narrative so that aggy is better than evil tu in their rankings until overwhelming facts and stats make it impossible to do so, and then just discontinue said rankings without notice or explanation.
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