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BornOrange

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  1. If Bellinger says the Astros didn't do anything worse than the Red Sox and Yankees I would accept him. If he admits the Dodgers were also cheating, I might fall in love.
  2. You're wrong Dr. McKittrick. His name is Joshua, not WOPR, and I didn't call him.....he called me!
  3. Diaz not playing the first game after the break??? WTF?!?!?!?!
  4. 713 is the area code for Houston. Today is July 13th.
  5. Gage Jump was injured about 2 months after Witt, so if they were on the same timeline he would have started pitching in games about now. Both should be ready to start next season.
  6. The refs last year (on field and review) were Big 12 refs. This year at Bama they will be SEC.
  7. A number 3 starter on a bad team? Would that be an upgrade over what we've gotten from France, Blanco, Bielak, etc? Even if it would be an improvement, the trade market has become tougher since the playoffs expanded. Someone else would probably offer more.
  8. Singleton smoking minor league pitching is great. Singleton blowing up in the majors would be epic. That would really get the crowd fired up.
  9. Who's going to trade a decent starting pitcher for Meyers? To get a starter better than the rookies we've been trotting out there, it would take Meyers plus others....and Meyers wouldn't be the main asset we would lose.
  10. A game they had to keep faking injuries in order to compete with us, and had to go for it on fourth and long in order to stay ahead of us.
  11. Or he shows up to A&M and that experience confirms his decision to attend The University of Texas.
  12. Have they fired the fucktard(s) responsible for hiring Skip Bayless and Stephen A Smith?
  13. Fortunately, by the time he got to the stands the parking lot had cleared.
  14. And why the fuck is Brown talking to media about trade plans? Just say something generic like, "We are always looking for opportunities to improve our team."
  15. We were in the NL West from 1969-1993. 25 years. We were in the NL Central from 1994-2012. 19 years. Granted we had a long tradition with St Louis via the Houston Buffs, but how many still living ever saw the Gashouse Gang play? It seems after the 30's few of their top players went through Houston. Stan Musial, Enos Slaughter, Red Schoendienst, Marty Marion, Curt Flood, Bob Gibson never played for the Buffs. Kevin Boyer spent one season in Houston.
  16. And kindly fuck any whippersnapper who thinks the Cardinals are a bigger rival to the Astros than the Dodgers or the Reds. Fuck Steve Garvey, Fuck Pete Rose, and Fuck Tommy Lasorda! However, thanks to Fuckin Bud Selig, we are no longer in the National League. Not the West (Fuck the Dodgers and Reds!), not the Central (Fuck the Cards in general, but especially Fuck Tony Larussa and Fuck Albert Pujols!). We are in the Motherfuckin American League. Fuck Bud Selig! Fuck the Yankees! Fuck the Red Sox! And.......Fuck the Rangers! The last two times we didn't win the AL West, it was because of the Rangers. If we go 10-9 instead of 6-13 against the Rangers in 2015 we win the division instead of being the wildcard. If we go 10-9 instead of 4-15 in 2016 we win the division instead of missing the playoffs. Fuck the Rangers!
  17. Since all the assistant coaching spots are filled, I think Matson is going to fill the Special Assistant to the Head Coach role that Steve McClain had last year before being named an assistant coach.
  18. Thought this post should be in this thread:
  19. One of the most ridiculous "Corps traditions" is that they wear their pretend military uniforms at graduation, even if they aren't going into the military. I went to a family member's graduation that was also the commissioning ceremony for those graduates receiving their military commissions. They were dressed in the uniform of whatever branch of the military they were entering. They received their degree from atm, and then their commission as an officer in whatever branch they were entering. All branches of the military were represented. That part of the ceremony was impressive and patriotic, and I felt grateful for all those deciding to serve their country. But I was dumbfounded to see all these corps turds wearing their pretend army costumes instead of a cap and gown, but not having the balls or the patriotism to serve their country. My opinion of corps turds was already pretty low, but it certainly went down after that ceremony.
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