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elfenix

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Everything posted by elfenix

  1. Krystal on Bourbon at 4 am
  2. knock knees and bat wings, probably returning something bought 20 years ago.
  3. Nm probably ai
  4. If there's anything I've learned from russian camwhores over the years, it's that soviet Christmas is in 2 weeks.
  5. Don't forget a cold busch light
  6. That's the first time anyone has ever said "cal" and "big time ... program" in the same sentence
  7. fill the swamp
  8. it's less steps to install and then uninstall the app than to go into settings and turn on and then off notifications for uber. l a z y (if i had to log in then maybe, but it doesn't make me log in each time)
  9. I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit.
  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question
  11. trump raped epstein?!?! holy shit!
  12. why does that guy have so much blue liquor?
  13. (i remember seeing this poster in the tiny post office in the basement of a building on the west mall back in 1998)
  14. They didn't care that he solicited and accepted illegal in kind campaign contributions from the Russian government. They didn't care that he recruited an armed mob to attack the Capitol while he sat backed and watched it happen. He clearly doesn't expect them to care that he raped teenagers.
  15. Morons in the park who stop on the path instead of stepping into the grass. Y'all can discuss in committee somewhere else, I'm coming through.
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