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elfenix

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  1. Sean Payton is a wizard
  2. it don't make a shit
  3. sideline sidepiece: highest first quarter score for the texans ever, what has this offense rolling? demeco, saying: coachspeak demeco, thinking: the cardinals are shit
  4. 'member that year aggy claimed $300 million in football "revenue" but it was all just pledges?
  5. Wow
  6. i didn't think that was a td live edit 1: that's a score, goal line extends and he doesn't touch oob until the ball is across that line edit2: maybe that only counts if some party of him lands in bounds or hits the pylon?
  7. picked, pv a&m only needs a field goal to win
  8. out of bounds on the kickoff, massive mistake
  9. tie game with just under 2 to go, sc state about to kick off
  10. as a wise man once said, i can't fathom posters here who have a childlike understanding of politics and how adults have to deal with imperfect decisions day in and day out no matter who is elected.
  11. If Biden wasn't enforcing immigration laws then why did people need to be smuggled in a truck? I thought the border was open. Was that wrong?
  12. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    A lot of people just want stimmies. And they'll happily accept them even if in exchange they are now getting screwed harder than they were before
  13. Unfortunately it will probably lose to some bean stew with half a teaspoon of chili powder in it
  14. They probably would
  15. the peacemaker! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/thailand-cambodia-border-fighting-trump-ceasefire-claim/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
  16. 7 for Stanford seems nice
  17. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/18/larry-ellison-365-billion-fortune-wealth-management.html yeah forty years ago when started the company and those shares were worth diddly i'm sure he paid a lot of taxes on them. oh wait he probably purchased all of his shares for $100. so no tax on that either. do you know how this works? death, taxes, and @52-80 defending billionaires
  18. elfenix replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    It's not like we can't go look up the data at the department of Labor:
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