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elfenix

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  1. Republicans get to college, go to business school, and learn the language of selling. Democrats get to college, go to polisci school, and learn the language of wonks.
  2. So we're getting to about here I guess https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives
  3. dumbshits on xitter who have to be outraged at any change that doesn't explicitly favor white dudes.
  4. Winning > not winning
  5. Five hits in one game seems like a lot. Apparently Altuve has never had five hits in one game.
  6. Ideology caused the Nazis to reject quantum mechanics as "Jew science" because basically every physicist was Jewish except for Heisenberg. So Heisenberg's work on the bomb was done in constant fear that some higher up would find out he was delving into forbidden science (ironic) and get cancelled.
  7. Sure that wasn't the only thing
  8. Was here in Houston, going south on the north freeway. So maybe it was a constable. Opinion stands.
  9. Some douchecanoe had red and blue LED lights facing front on his truck. They were constantly on but they'd be blocked the reappear as traffic passed between us, making him look a bit like a cop. Fucking jackass. Everyone with accessory lights needs to be dragged out of their car and beaten.
  10. That is a fine plate of comestibles you have there sir
  11. In Kentucky your number is determined by the sum total of your fingers and toes.
  12. No better flattery than having a parade of world leaders say thwank you.
  13. Charlie Stinkin' Morton
  14. Not even cops are safe from ice https://apnews.com/article/immigration-police-ice-deported-maine-433acc16b10e2d46b8cb2a7ffb231ec6
  15. which were already the purview of the federal government. https://www.npr.org/2025/08/12/nx-s1-5500208/chair-of-d-c-council-responds-to-trumps-emergency-declaration wonder if the extra billion dollars that DC has collected but can't spend because mike johnson is holding shit up would help?
  16. i am a libertarian. i am well informed. i love debate on the merits. my data points are this one time decades ago that i think i saw a dead guy. so that justifies the national guard cracking down on turnstile jumpers today. and a conspiracy theory reading of recent events. also, i can't read.
  17. Had to walk through the griftshop on their way out like a fucking cracker barrel Also:
  18. Huh that's weird. They totally wrote citizen in one clause and then used person in the next. Must just be scrivener's error. Huh just used person there too. That Madison guy just kept using those words he clearly didn't intend to mean.
  19. I saw a murder happen near a place [that closed 7 years ago] so roll out the guard today I'm totally a libertarian too.
  20. who the fuck wants a forward facing garage?
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