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DaysOff

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  1. Sitting in the back of an airplane and watching humanity attempt to deplane is the most fucking painful thing to witness.
  2. You can massively reduce the risk of prostate cancer by ejaculating daily.
  3. I loved that book. Really strengthened my hatred for humanity and organized religion.
  4. Yep. I live 207 miles from the park and can watch every MLB team on their app because it's free with Tmobile EXCEPT THE ONE FUCKING TEAM I WANT TO WATCH. It wouldn't be so bad, but all the illegal streams dried up last year and vpn stopped working with their app.
  5. That chick line judge has had a rough game.
  6. I love downtown layovers, but that drive on the Kennedy Expressway to O'Hare makes me want to climb a clock tower.
  7. Also landed at Smithson Valley this morning. Just making the rounds, or are there legit prospects at both schools?
  8. I used to mark my career as pre 911 and post 911; now it's pre covid and post.
  9. From now on: BLUEBLOODS ONLY. HELMET SCHOOLS ONLY. That doesn't include you aggy lurkers.
  10. Well this is super fun for the last game of the season.
  11. Every fucking guy in the conference is. Harbaugh too.
  12. So they finally shit out the 3 horseshoes and 15 4-leaf clovers stuck up their christian asses.
  13. He could've been living in Austin. That's the highpoint in anyone's career. That and the money.
  14. Really? I rarely watch TEXAS games live because they take 4 hours with endless commercials
  15. I'm breaking into your car and taking that tag. Learned that at Jester in '85.
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