Everything posted by CurlyDumps
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
Most (all?) of the criticisms were about the run blocking.
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Matt Patricia
Ah yeah that wording is confusing. But a few posts back OU +10 was mentioned. Which is hilariously chickenshit as a cell phone flop out style challenge, btw. Texas +10, now that would take some brass ones.
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Matt Patricia
The line will be down to 5 or less by kickoff. So no, it's not at all tempting.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
Lol at Ian Boyd being the only dipshit on Earth to say, "loooved the QB sneak. More of that, please!"
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Hire a fucking offensive play caller
It will be a "reassignment" disguised as a promotion. Sark gives him a toddler toy headset that doesn't actually work.
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We need to talk about David Portnoy
What, is he ruining the dignified sanctity of Big Noon Kickoff?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Literally everyone is saying the same thing you are. Stop with this lame ass sanctimonious finger wagging.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Congrats to Arch, the team, Surly, and all Longhorns everywhere. The curse of the dumb fucking scare quotes has been lifted.
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2025 Game Week 2: San Jose State at Texas
Hope Wingo can get open against San Jose State.
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We need to talk about David Portnoy
Trailer narrator voice: "Jeff Portnoy! Jehhhff Portnoy. Jeff Portnoy, aaaand Jeff Portnoy!"
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
NO FUCKING QUOTES
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
How much are we paying that dork Milwee again?
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Arch Manning is cursed until a mod removes those dumb fucking "quotes."
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Hire a fucking offensive play caller
Maybe he considers it more seriously after Kirby breaks his dick off in Sark's ass a third time.
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Matt Patricia
He's an overrated pencil eared buffoon who was laughed out of the NFL. But so was Sark, and I guess he's wose.
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LSU @ Clemson- ABC
OC's dialing up quick easy throws to get guys in space. Novel fucking concept
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Really fucking tired of this meme's applicability to Sark's offense.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
"Joe QB didn’t do anything to put us into a hole in the 1h despite routinely going through all of his reads and having to either dump it off to the safety valve or try and make a play with his legs." If I posted that about a game in which we had 0 points and 79 yards of offense at halftime, how would you interpret my take on the QB play? I haven't read your 5+ other posts. Just the one I quoted. If this is how you comnunicate Arch being awful, OK. Glad you're in agreement he was worse than Quinn ever was in a single game here.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Giving Arch a pass for the pile of shit he left on the field after the way you've picked apart Quinn's game sure is interesting. Other people are prisoners of the moment? This Arch game will grade out worse than QE's worst graded performance. Being completely and utterly inept at QB puts your team in a gigantic hole.
- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
SOMEBODY EDIT THIS FUCKING TITLE AND REMOVE THE FUCKING STUPID "QUOTES"
- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox
- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox
- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox
- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox