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HOOKEM4

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  1. Sorry for the shit pic, but I was trying to keep my dog from attacking the dude. I think this is a coachwhip. Super long and skinny, kept its head 4-6" off the ground when moving like it was a cobra. I was moving our redneck pool and it was under it. Scared the shit out of me at first. Then saw it was a good snek.
  2. I have another subscription I am about to cancel. The only reason I did it was so could get a cup or t-shirt or magnet or whatever the fuck it was at the time. The goddamn company never sent me my baubles AND have yet to deliver a respectable something or other I am supporting. I think it is called burntflix or something. All the subscription services are a ripoff..
  3. Have you seen 5th graders these days? They are terrifying. They train day in and day out on ROBLOX so they will be ready for battle. That cop stood no chance and had to act decisively and with direct force. Cop is lucky to be alive.
  4. Well, the zone MIGHT be opening up for us now.
  5. Between that and the terrible camera work, this may be unwatchable. Who TF is in charge of these camera angles?
  6. They dont even have weapons for their soldiers invading Ukraine, what makes you think you will get anything ivan? You will get nothing and like it.
  7. Let's do that every inning Tanner.
  8. Goddamn you are a dumb son of a bitch. Post less.
  9. I always knew you were a prick.
  10. This dude is a fucking narcissistic sociopath and anyone that wants to hitch their wagon to him or support him going forward deserves what they get. That is the "richest man in the world," a clear russian asset and racist. A fucking insane cocksucker that a bunch of incels Stan. Late stage capitalism is fun. We deserve this.
  11. Weekend? There are not enough weekends left.
  12. Have you not followed what happened there? Can you guess why they wanted to keep defending that ground? What is the end result of that defense? All told, who won? Was it about the land or something else?
  13. Awfully windy and dark here. I am sure @phdhorn is getting a shitload of rain right now.
  14. What if I told you that you can get 7 inches over 7 days!
  15. Damn straight, hoss.
  16. Want to vote for a UT commit in a stupid fan poll? Vote for Cooper Rummel. I feel like an aggie posting this but he is my wife's nephew so here we are. https://news.scorebooklive.com/baseball/2023/05/10/vote-now-who-has-been-the-best-sophomore-high-school-baseball-player-in-the-country-in-2023
  17. You have to schedule an appointment for that. Time Warner blushes at the appointment window.
  18. When people realize their 2 year old electric shitboxes aren't worth the constant calls for service over door handles and other seemingly inane parts of a vehicle that always work for the big 4, he can become irrelevant. He is a garbage peddler, the faster we realize it the better. Ask me how many teslas it took for my smooth brain to figure that out.
  19. There are nails everywhere, you csi that shit back to your driveway? I would have just dealt with it and gone on with life. Juice ain't worth the squeeze on this one.
  20. Wtf is that?
  21. My oldest isn't very athletic and sort of got screwed with covid cancelling everything and his parents not forcing sports so he didnt get into sports until he was on the older side. He finally started playing baseball this year and has gone from completely lost to actually decent. He is the youngest kid on his team and was literally 1 week from being able to play in 10u. So here we are, in 12u and never played baseball. He is in the playoffs and he got is first hit ever (rbi as well) today and scored the winning run. He practices every night with his brother and I am a proud dad with his efforts. My youngest is killing it in 8u and it makes me very happy his older brother is working his tail off to figure it out in the much tougher 12u division.
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