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JFKFC

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  1. Years ago, I drove from Nastys to The Yellow Rose late at night. I had drank enough Everclear margaritas to euthanize an elephant. I was smoking a left-handed cigarette with Bad Attitude by Honeymoon Suite blasting from my one working speaker. I stopped for some smokes at a pool hall off Lamar. Some stuff happened, and I had to punch a mulatto girl in a wheelchair. Early next month, there is a very good chance I will be selected as Pope, so don't write off Nick just yet.
  2. Just like last year, this thread is being started at an imprecise and questionable time, and it is taking a massive psychological toll on me. I wonder if some of you even care.
  3. I rather would entreat thy company To see the wonders of the world abroad, Than, living dully sluggardized at home, Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness.
  4. https://x.com/Acyn/status/1909032577291505794
  5. I may not watch as much basketball as most of you. I may not have much familiarity our roster. And while I haven't watched a complete game this entire season, I thought it was important for me to make these points right now
  6. I remember when the Tate Martell thread evolved into a discussion of women's fashion. That was the day I realized I'm the brightest guy around here, and it's not even close.
  7. Ohio State started the war. They were the aggressor. Why is that so hard for you to admit? Do you own a suit?
  8. You would think that the most intensely religious and extremist state would be in the south, but surprisingly, it's Indiana.
  9. You are friends with Rodney?!? He handled some of my DUIs.
  10. First they came for the Australian punters....
  11. The Quran says the testimony of 12 massage therapists is equal to that of one kicker. Ergo, Tucker is still innocent.
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