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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Same, hopefully they don't change anything if they buy it. Staying there in August.
  2. There is a Sheraton by the ballpark and convention center that has a bar in it and a nice pool.
  3. I ride in a G5 instead of a G6.
  4. My brother and his wife are both Tech grads, and decided to get married on a UT-Tech weekend. He is one of those pretend fans that talks like he is a huge football fan, but probably couldn't name 5 people on the roster. All of the other groomsmen were Tech grads and we got to sit around the church (no beer) huddled around our phones. Tech beat our ass too that weekend, and the other dildo Tech groomsmen were insufferable.
  5. Looks like the airing of Ronnie's cheating episode didn't go over so well... http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2018/05/jersey-shore-star-ronnie-ortiz-magro-girlfriend-jen-harley-split-instagram-live-altercation
  6. I was lulzing afterwards when they were talking about Emmitt leaving the studio and turning on the Ticket to see if they were talking about his interview only to hear "Man Trying To Have a Period"
  7. How old are these friends? And what is M Resort?
  8. Angry Gorilla

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    So Slash finally cut his hair huh?
  9. Throw in "Party in the USA"
  10. I can't wait to see the inevitable damage to the dock from the multiple attempts at pulling into the slip.
  11. I haven't been to Mayfest since I was a kid throwing confetti eggs around and building shit out of scraps of wood. What is there to do now that I am an adult without kids. I assume there is beer?
  12. It's done any supposedly the boat is safe and on the lift, though I have my doubts. Wasn't planning on going out next weekend, but probably will to take inventory of the damage. She did send a pic that they somehow scratched the back of the boat but don't know how. Sounds like bullshit to me, there was no scratch before. I also had to endure numerous drunken calls on Saturday as I had to walk them through putting the boat up in the slip, lowering the tower, lifting the list, etc. That may have been the greatest test of patience I have ever gone through. Her: "Does the canopy on the tower need to be sticking up before you lower it?" Me: "Yes, it needs to be up before you lower it" Her: "No it doesn't"
  13. Possum Kingdom. All yours.
  14. Can't wait for the Dallas show tomorrow
  15. No code, just unfiltered stupid wife communication
  16. True, that was a rare gem
  17. Last text as they are getting boat ready to take out... "Do I take the plastic thing off the thing?"
  18. I just got a text that they did in fact make it to the dumpster like it was some kind of big accomplishment. Which in this case it probably is.
  19. I could probably add a couple of pages to this thread just with the texts I will get over the next couple of hours. They want to take our new boat out and against my better judgement I said ok. One of the girls has a boat an apparently drives it all the time. Last time we were both out there my wife wanted to take a video of me getting the boat ready to take out (taking cover off, lowering the lift, turning battery on, raising the tower). We got 30 seconds in and she says "hold on, I just got a text" and for some reason it couldn't wait. After she responded, I had to start over. She then tells me to hold on again and I glance at her phone and it's on Instagram. I lost it and just walked away before I shoved her in the lake. It took her 5 minutes to realize I wasn't there anymore.
  20. She is on her girls' weekend, and needs to take the Mule to take some trash to dumpster. Not sure why as she has only been there 12 hours but that's a different topic. I just got this text... ""I turn the car on then put it in neutral then start to drive right?"
  21. Shit, good point. I meant 2 days after.
  22. Are there TCU girls around?
  23. Ah yes, means I am close to one of my favorite days of the year. The day after Jub Jam.
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