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Angry Gorilla

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  1. You're right. I can see how staying in that hotel would be traumatic.
  2. I know Ronnie has laughed and commented on fake Ronnie in real time.
  3. Replace Frank Manzare with Bart Reagor and I agree 100%
  4. Laying in bed one morning over the weekend being lazy. She looks over to me and says... Her: What does this all mean? Me: What does what mean? Her: UGH!!! You do this all the time. You know what I'm asking. Me: I have no idea what you are asking. What does what mean? Her: You are just trying to make me feel stupid. Back and forth arguing for about 5 minutes before I piece together she is asking about Trump moving the Israeli Embassy to Jerusalem. No idea how she even heard that happened since all she watches are Kardashian and CSI shows.
  5. Looks like the owner of The Library (Bar) is in some trouble. Probably not a good idea to rape a passed out girl in your bar that you know is covered in surveillance cameras. http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article211593344.html
  6. 35 traffic from downtown to north of 820 sucks ass now, and will for the next couple of years. But if the other option is living in north FW, your wife will probably deal with it getting to TCU.
  7. Corby seemed like a sorority chick doing Power Hour. It's really not as hard as he makes it sound. Even with 7.9% Local Buzz.
  8. Kan Jam my man
  9. Pearl Snap in Fort Worth is great
  10. What am I missing? I want to not go to heaven too.
  11. Classic confirmation bias. People who think other players' play effects their odds only remember when the player takes the dealer's bust card, and not when they take a card that would have given the dealer a hand and left the dealer with a bust card.
  12. ME Cabo is great, but a 6+ hour tab at the swim up bar does get expensive.
  13. I never knew Mackolm new his shit about statistics
  14. I'm probably wrong, but if they traded for CT, wouldn't Louise be the only girl left on the team so she would get thrown in every time?
  15. Yeah the fish fry is great
  16. I'm surprised Venetian/Palazzo has gone ghetto, but I don't get over there very often. That's the reason I stopped staying at MGM, even though they were giving me by far the best comps when I quit. I stopped staying at Encore because of the olds (and cost). Cosmo is a great middle ground, but I'm only in Vegas for gambling, drinking, food, and club/pool party. I rarely leave the premises unless I'm trying a new restaurant or club.
  17. Did he commit suicide? I thought he died of natural causes.
  18. Very Black Mirror-ish
  19. The remix is great so far. Lucille: Look, it's the anus tart. <Narrator>: She hadn't even seen the license plate.
  20. Grab me some Bitcoins when you are back there. Thanks in advance.
  21. There are some private rooms in the back of STK that are great for a big group
  22. The best part was the metaphor Pauly gave about Ronnie's call being like Ronnie running into the police station with blood all over his hands admitting to murder.
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