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Firemans4Horn

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  1. “Texas has the wins… and the brand” as the radio announcer vomits blood and his head spins around.
  2. These callers are in the matrix right now.
  3. “Howdy Ya’ll it’s Trash Can Ron bringing you College Station’s #6 ranked caterer in the Bryan-College Station metro area. Do you need your tailgate catered with cold chicken tenders and enchiladas with extra black olives? We’re your company to contact if we remember to pay our phone bill. Email us at trashcanron#6caterer@aol.net. Class of 87! Whoop”
  4. I think if you have $5 you can sponsor your business on the A&M postgame show. “do you have a lizard? And is your lizard hungry? Well we sell crickets! Jethro’s Crickets is 3/4 of mile past old man Miller’s trailer on FM 1709”
  5. “A&M are trying to go 12-0 for the first time in ….Never”
  6. Keep it up. Let’s go.
  7. Can a tight end on this roster block? Townsend driven back 5 yards onto his ass.
  8. Come on dline. Make some plays
  9. Dline generating zero pressure.
  10. That redass CPA looking Aggy big mad
  11. Reed turnover upcoming.
  12. We’re 55 1.5 yard rushes from Baxter away from a TD.
  13. Goddamit McDonald you dumbass
  14. D line needs to get off of a block
  15. Fucking facemask. christ
  16. That first down run Tre would have waited for a block and got 6+. Baxter just runs slow and blindfolded.
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