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Texasrocks

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  1. The really shocking part was Burnt Orange Nation didn't suck ass back then. It was probably the best Texas board when Recruiticosm began. Then Wescott Eberts, who was functionally illiterate at the time, took over and made it what it is today.
  2. It's awesome that people consider Surly as something other than a bunch of morons making shit up and sharing recipes.
  3. I'm in HSB for the week. I'll let y'all know if I see Meyer, Kelly, Kubiak or anyone else who could potentially be our coach.
  4. You forgot mayo and Killeen.
  5. I'm just here to laugh at others.
  6. Can someone explain why Sarkisian would be a good choice? His primary qualification seems to be that he's not Tom Herman.
  7. The Biggest Surly Loser!
  8. You have people skills, dammit!
  9. I hope OU loses AND gets hit by a meteor.
  10. Killeen baby!!!!!
  11. I'll be curious if OSU is just playing down to teams. Day has a bit of a Mack Brown (without a Bob Stoops in the conference) vibe.
  12. Yes! How did you know that?
  13. I was walking around campus yesterday and saw this guy who was clearly lost and totally wasted. I asked him if he needed help. He puked in the bushes and then said he was looking for the head coaches office. I said, "the homeless encampment is over there." He said, "I'm not homeless, I'm from Alabama." So I gave him a line of coke and a McRib and then walked him to the stadium. He said he went to LA once and everyone treated him like crap, but everyone in Austin was so nice that he was moving here for five years at $5 million per year. I don't care if you believe me or not. It happened.
  14. I'd take either of those over "on point." I recently heard some one say their tacos were on point.
  15. As a Trinity grad, this hits close to home.
  16. Not just Houston, that Yates team has to be in the running for best Texas HS team of all time.
  17. They were both going to be fired within a year. That's not the case at Florida or ND at the moment.
  18. Florida and Texas are in the same tier of schools and ND is close behind. How often do coaches make a lateral move without a break in between or extenuating circumstances (like Jimbo escaping the dumpster fire he left at FSU)? I can't think of any examples.
  19. Is there any other kind of circle?
  20. In twenty pages this will become the story about how Alphahorn killed his dad with a pair of Lucchese's.
  21. Appearing retarded is kind of our thing. You'll fit right in.
  22. Irreconcilable differences and whatnot...
  23. I think I missed the substance part. Which post was that?
  24. There can't be to many BMDs who write million dollar checks to buy out a coach and have a deer lease so...
  25. Well, it is Alabama.
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